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1. svani fardas autovebda da fanjridan gadavarda...
2. svanebs roiali daugordebat da erti ambobs: arika pedals pexi daachirek pedals!
3. svani dagechavs viagras da sakutari ena daaxrchobs.
4. deda edzaxis ezohsi tavis shvils: "SHVILO NU URTKAM MEZOBLIS BAVSHVS TAVSHI AGURS TOREM GAOFLIANDEBI DA GACIVDEBIIIIII"
5. svani ikidis maraos da meore dges gakinuls naxaven.
6. svani da megreli liftshi gaichednen. svani kviris: mishvelet, mishvelet!!! megreli eubneba: modi ertad vikvirot. svani: ertad, ertad!!!
7. svans viagras daalevineben da gaizrdeba
8. tipi sheva eklesiashi da mamaos eubneba mamao camo zmobas gapiceb plani makvs da movcioto. mamao etyvis gaadi she ckeulo akedan gamoval da ik davboldeet
9. SVANI GVELI ABAVS MEORE GVELS, GAMOIVLIS IMERELI GVELI DA EUBNEBA SVANS:SHENI CHIRIME, TAVI DAANEBE MAG SHLANGSO,
10. swani kata shewa internet cafeshi da mausebs shechams..
11. svani cols gamoekideba da gaascrebs
12. zestafoneli bichi sikvaruls uxsnis tbilisel gogos.gogo:vaime daveci.bichi:modi agakeneb.
13. guruls shardshekaveba acuxebs da miva urologtan (urologi enablua) ekitxeba urologi. -rrrraaaaa gggchhhiiirrsss bbbattoonnoo? -shen rom laparakob mase vfsamo.
14. svani kamikadze misiidan dabrundeba
15. svans kmari moukvdeba da cvers moushvebs:)
16. fexburtis tamashis dros svani gaitans gols )) gameorebaze ki shtangas gaartyavs:)))
17. supraze kapikiani larian tamadas sadgerdzelos carmotcmis uplebas txovs. (sadgerdzelo) "es im kacs gaymarjos romelic ar xurdawdeba
18. chinelebi imitom arian dzalian bevrni ,rom rac rezina qondat sul ketebistvis gamoiyenes
19. guruli shexvdeba meore guruls da ekitxeba rafer xar dzama? --ravi qe var TAMPAQSIVIT mai rafer tu kaci xar?! --kai adgilze var mara dzalian cud dros
20. cxovelebi miyavt jarshi -da loms fafari gadaparses gverdze gaixeda da idzaxis vaa virtxa shenc jarshi midixar? -virtxa ki ara zgarbi var gadamxotres amati ..
21. svani modis quchashi dainaxavs internet kafis reklamas , dadgeba mis qvesh da yavis smas daicyebs.....
22. gancxadeba: daikarga patara jishis dzagli mpovneli dasachuqrdeba ,aqvs ganmasxvavebeli nishnebi ,ukana marjvena fexi ara aqvs da rodesac mopsma moundeba ifsavs
23. daikarga bulterieri mpovnelis xsovna ar davicyeba iuos...
24. svani sheyvarebuls daunishnavs paemans,zusrad datqmul droze miva ,gogoetyvis :ra punqtualuri yofilxaro,? svani ;punqtualuric xar da deda mot...ico.
25. Svani xelpirs ibans da gaigudeba.
26. svani shechams bevr msxals,etkineba muceli da sascrafod gaaqaneben saavadmyofoshi,eqimma qartuli ar icis, daadebs mucelze xels balit? svani pasuxobs:ara msxlit
27. svani mokvdeba da dvijoks chaayoleben iqac natelshi iqnebao.
28. svans tramvatologiurshi sheiyvanen da eqimi gifsit gamova.
29. svanis gancxadeba: vipove bulterieri , panashvidi xval 5 saatzea patroni gamomexmauros........
30. babaiaga blataobs; gepeishi yvelaze magari nasha me varo.;;;;;;;
31. tipi rekavs:- alo, gamosafxizlebelia?- diax. - kincurashvili moiyvanes? - ara, jer ar mouyvaniat. - arc moikvanen, saxlshi vsvam tqveni dedac....
32. svani anz.... da cecxli moekida
33. mogachri peniss vitamasheb teniss
34. sofleli talikia shevida sex shopshi da : ai is momecit ra! citeli romaa! gamyidveli: rat ginda qalo "ognetushiteli"?
35. svanis cols agmoachndeba shidsi, svans gauxardeba, vistanac migalatebs imas deda m......a
36. svani tevzs daichers da ckalshi axrchobs
37. megreli daibans seifgardit da gaqreba
38. svani Tevzad gadaiqca da ckashi daixrcho
39. valebshi gadavardnil svans mevaleebi saxlSi miakiTxaven;kakuniT Sewuxebuli svani uyviris:saxlSi aravinaa!!!mevaleebi:Sen romeli xar?svani:radio!
40. svani da adamiani dazmobildnen
41. svanma rusul rusuli ruletka iTamasha MAKAROVIT.........................................Lol
42. Martalia rom Michurini bunebrivi sikvdilit ar mokvda? Diax martalia: mas marwyvi mounda, alublis xeze avida, chamovarda da tavshi sazamtro daeca
43. Daqalebi saubroben: me klasikuri momcons. -me dzagluri.-me rodeo! -eg romelia? kacs zemodan ajdebi da eubnebi ro shidsi gchirs,mere mtavaria ar chamovarde :
44. ucxoeli rustan iko chamosuli da kveba: vchera ia pil s russkim, ia chutc ne umer, segodnia mi vixadili na paxmeliu - luchshe bi ia umer chera.
45. svans moismens simgeras"sen ra sezsi xar"da cava svanetshi,qorcilshi gaichiteba.miva damkvrelebtan da sheukvetavs. ki magram vis udzgvnio?.svani:DEDACHEMS!..
46. svani dzroxas rqebit sheaertebs shtepselshi da megobari ekitxeba ras aketebo , rzes vaduxebo
47. svani misdevs shekvarebuls da dauabgonebs
48. svani rustaveli metrostan gaichiteba da kedelze ceria 8-07 dapicrdeba da : vaaa rva daicko amis deda.........
49. svans prezervativi mockindeba da laminirebas gaiketebs
50. kaxels cols moparaven da dzinavs,virs moparaven da tavs moiklavs...))
51. cmevs. zagli caiqceva.size amoigebs tops da sidedrs moklavs. uceb zagli camocteba da ityvis:yes da cava.
52. Tipi sheva aptiakshi da ekitxeba: "2 metriani prezervativi gaaqvto?" gamkidveli:" ara gvaqvs , da ristvis gchirdebato?" tipi:" mgoni vkl..debio." ))
53. svani miva aptiakshi da gamkidvels eubneba 8 cali prezervativi momecito, amdros gverdit 2 gogo zis da gaicineben, svani gamkidvels eubneba 2 kidev daamateto!)
- alooo, morgia? moikvanes chemi megobari? - tqveni megobari rogor gamoikureba? - dabalia da ena ebmeba.
54. moxucma daichira oqros tevzi. tevzi: - sheni coli kidev cacxalia? moxuci: - ki. tevzi: - mashin shemcvi!
55. chemi colis ori pretenzia: 1) chasacmeli ar aaqvs. 2) karadashi adgili ar aris.
56. fsiqiatriulshi: - modi, tavshi lursmans chagachedeb. - ras ambob, titshi rom chairtka?
57. svanebi supraze moxvdebian da gaigeben tamadisgan. rom casulebze gachereba ar sheidzlebao da supridan cavlen.
58. KAXELEBI itkvian: modit iseti rame gavaketot, rom SVANEBS vajoboto, adgebian da zgvas gadaxnaven! moixedaven ukan da..... SVANEBI toxebit mokvebian !!!
59. alooo, 22-22-22-ia? - ki. sascrafod mishvelet, teleponshi titi gamecheda.....
60. colad rom momkvebi risi gaketeba shegidzlia? - shemidzlia kvercxi movxarsho. - kide? - shemidzlia ar movxarsho.
61. princi ori saati kocnida mdzinare mzetunaxavs. mere tavi aigo da chailaparaka: "martla mkvdaria es shobeldzagli"
62. kali ekimtan: rodesac chems sxeuls vexebi mkerdi mimagrdeba, ra mchirs? ekimi pacientis gasinjvis mere: ar vici, magram tkveni daavadeba namdvilad gadamdebia...
63. ratom aris rom roca bichi gogos sikvaruls uxsnis gogo tvalebs xris da kvemot ikureba? amocmebs martla ukvars tu ara )
64. gogo da bichi tamashoben daxuchobanas.bichi eubneba gogos: tu mogdzebne dagerxa, gagapatiurebo.gogo pasuxobs:tu ver momdzebne karebis ukan viqnebio:))whahaaa
65. svani qali miva exoze da eqimi eubneba: -tqven fexmdzimed xart.. -dartsmunebuli xart, rom bavshvi chemia?)
66. rusma dainaxa magazia "puma" da tqva: vaaa ritaaaa:))
67. svani kedlis xalichaze camocveba
68. Ia ochen lubliu svoiu tioshchu. S kajdim dniom - vso bolshe. Skoro uje sorok dnei
69. wa habla lamma dzakarni hatta sugronim fajrika minkum unzita. ti tolka shto prachol malitvu na arabskam shtobi ukaratilsa tvoi chlen…
70. germanes, bidziko, fexi movcheri. -ki mara, tavi ratom ar mocheri? -tavi, bidziko, mochrili qonda ukve.
71. Iset patara otaxshi vcxovro, garshoks saxeluri shignidan aqvs
72. -vali maq, simon, vali. -martla? aba deigine, simon! -raga devigino, ar mchirs tu rai.
73. ukacriel kunzulze colkmari moxvdeba..usakmurobit mteli dge jimaoben.. bolos mobezrda cols da MOKVDA....bolos mobezrda KMARSAC da 2 tvis mere damarxa.... .
74. Buzi sheva restoranshi. - oficiant, ganavali momitanet ogond xaxvi ar daachrat tore suni meqneba pirshi.
75. mtvrali tipi midis taxisttan da ekitxeba: - tavisupali xar? taxsisti: ki! -gadmodi vicekvot!!!
76. inspektoris mchobelia kvelaze bednieri imito ro moescro cvilis gzaze dakenebas
77. mixo eubneba maros:-maro trusiki ar gacvia? uime mixav daminaxe? ara chustebze qertli gayria.
78. svans cixeshi miuva cerili, gaxsnis carieli purcelia, -eee mamachemi kide ar melaparakebao.
79. Mixo dilit gaigvidzebs : -auu iset janzevar gadavxnavdi mindor velebsa , ee cavide camovcve ikneba gadamiaros.
80. svani internetshi sheva da daikargeba
81. svani daichers oqros tevzs da gadaadnobs
82. -maroo jekpoti movige chaalage bargi! -romeli zamtrisa tu zapxulisa? -romelic ginda da gaajvi sheni dedac...
83. mixo tvaletshia, maro miepareba da shuqs chauqrobs, -maroo shuqi cavida?! -xo mixa -aaa me megona tvalebi gadmameyara.
84. svani tavs iklavs: 5 tyvias gulshi gaisvris da kantrolnis tavshi daayolebs.
85. svans gauketeben trepanacias, qalas axdian da ipovian dakuchul qagalds, gashlian da aceria "TVINI"
86. svans tkiva tavi ver gauyuches da operacias uketeben,axades tavis qala da erti dzapi ipoves, modi gavchrato albat es acuxebso,gachrian da svans yurebi modzvreba
87. 2 buzi ganavals chams, uceb 1 daaboyinebs da meore eubneba: barem dagva.vi tavze:) muahahahahaha
88. Batono tamada, rame iseti shemogvtavazet rom jigari dagvecvas!ki bichebo tqveni dedac...)
89. gamurebi totze kidian. uceb erti gamura amotrialdeba. sastavi ambobs: auuuu amas kide guli cauvidaa.
90. rodis sheidzleba ertdroulad icinode da tirode? mashin rodesac sheni sidedri miprinavs xramshi shenive manqanit.
91. qmari advokats: -cols minda gaveyaro, sul barebshi da restornebshi daetreva. -ki magram eseti lotia? -ara sul me medzebs.
92. qmari modis mshieri: -qalo mshia! -txovnas erti jadosnuri sityva daayole. -male sheni deda...
93. ertxel mixom coli magrad cema: -raze ceme? -2 clis cin mitxra begemoti xaro. -mere exla cem? -gushin vnaxe zooparkshi ras gavda eg shobeldzagli.
94. svani miva eqimtan: eqimo mteli tani meqaveba. -roca ibanaveb mashinac? -ara erti tve myopnis mere isev mecyeba.
95. mitom iyida kvercxebi da savse avtobusshi avida:-gamataret ra kvrcxebi maqvs. vigaca moubrunda:-kvercxebi chvenc gvaq.-ara me qatmis maqvs.-o gaataret invalidia
96. mixos coli moukvda, saplavze marmarilos qva daudga da daacera: dagado mixom.
97. rachveli tyeshi kus aseirnebs da gaeqceva.
98. kacma daiyvira: -es vin qna? es me movkuke, pasuxobs spilo bunagidan. -eseti ra mokuke erti gamoqanebit ver gadavaxti.
99. ori svani midis liandagebze: -ramxela kibeebi gauketebiat? -moajiri magali rom yopiliyo upro gaascorebda.
100. giji eqims: -game ver vidzineb, gverdze vinc cevs idzaxis lampuchka varo. -mere shen ras gishlis? -sinatleshi ver vidzineb.
101. ori buzi zis nexvze da ertma gaakua, she debil ver xedav rom vcham? utxra meorem
102. svanebis manqanas megreli daejaxa da gadackvites echxubat magram megreli erti iko. ori svani mis mxares gadavida.exla 3vart tqven2io.shen gaicie utxrels megrls
103. okros tevzi kanas toxnis,kitxaven ras aketebo. tevzi:svanis survils vasrulebo:)))
104. SHEKITXVA: ra kvia im kacs romelic prezervativs ar ikenebs? PASUXI: mama
105. ori axali kartvelis shvili laparakobs -ici mamachms imdeni puli akvs, sheudzlia tbilisi ikidos. - araperic, mamachemi ar gakidis tbiliss
106. saxlshi mamis kvirili ismis : ara aseti makiajit da aseti mokle kabit, me shen arsad ar gagishveb gesmis zaza?
107. svani daichers oqros tevzs: -erti survili mitxario, -3 yl* mindao, -ristviso? -1_it coli gavjimo, 2_ti sayvareli, 3_ti ki yvela vinc svanebze anegdotebs yvebao
108. danis galesvis xerxi(svanurad): ushbidan daagoreb did lods da ukan misdeven danit.
109. 4 morpinisti gaichxers:-vakeshi Taxit ise gavidet ar davicvato. chajdebian Taxshi. Taxistma: -kaipshi xom ara xarto?-saidan moitane?-aba 4ve cin ras mijdebodit. '
110. romel dedas hqonda yvelaze dzime mshobiaroba? -karlsonis dedas.
111. tagvi kaipshia, tavze gamura gadauprens, axedavs: -vaa angelozi?!
112. svani mama-shvili seirnos quchashi, shvili gacherdeba da pijvars gadaicers, mama camoartyavs, -ramdenjer gitxari yvela aptiaqtan pijvars nu icer metqi!
113. mixo idzaxis: -mamachemi ra yl*savit mokvdao, -ratom? -idga da davarda.
114. svani dakuchuli saxit xtunaobs. -ra gchirs? -mpesiao. -mere ras elodebio? -unda gadavechvioo.
115. svani micisqvesha gadasasvleltan dgas mteli dge. sagamos ekitxebian: ras elodebio? amdeni xalxi amodis da iqneb mamachemmac amoiaroso.
116. svans achuqeben maraos da meore dges gayinuls naxaven.
117. zebra miva gaishniktan: -Mujik a mujik, v kakom sex-shope vi etu palachku pakupali?
118. Qmari (gabrazebit): -rqebi ratom amomivida? Coli (gakvirvebit): -aba ra vici, veterinari ki ara var...
119. -bichikia, erti pexsacmeli shavi gacvia meore tetri, cadi saxlshi, gamoicvale! -viyavi da iqac egeti perebia.
120. mixo, ra mogivida xelze? -or adgilas movitexe, e shobeldzagli. -prtxilad iyavi, im adgilebze agar gaiaro.
121. -mitua, meshvide gogo shagedzina, joo! -egrec vicodi, rodis iyo velosipedis qarxana "Mersedess" ushvebda?
122. -buxutia, stadionze ar modixar? -shemeshvi tu dzma xar, magenis yurebas "svarkis" yureba mirchevnia.
123. -papirosi gaq, simon? -ki! -sheidzleba 12 cali avigo? -she kaco, chxubi tu ginda, pirdapir ver metyvi?
124. -marihuana, morpi tu heroini? ekitxebian chichikias sabajoze. -didi madloba, maseti rameebit gatenili maqvs chemodani.
125. -sashineli kartia, xval sheni kmari mokvdeba, eubneba mkitxavi qsenias. -eg vici, shen is mitxari, ramden cels momcemen?
126. -mamiko, ra aris qartulad "agurchiki"? ekitxeba mixos shvili. -patara aguri shvilo. anatlebs mama...
127. -meotxe... meotxe... meore var, cirkis cin sashineli chxubia, daxmareba ar minda, metviton gaviqcevi!
128. -svans aqvs taplobis tve da putkrebi dakbenen.
129. -gushin avtobusshi iseti gogo davinaxe, rom muxlebshi orjer zedized chavikece. -mere? -adgili damitmo.
130. -cali pexit vkochlob, eqimo. -siberis nishania. -rava, meore pexi axalgazrdaa?
131. -shesadzlebelia tu ara qalis gaupatiureba sirbilis dros? -ararsebobs imitom, rom kaba aceuli qali upro scrapad garbis, vidre mamakaci chaceuli sharvlit.
132. shvili mamas: -mama 5 lari momeci. -4 lari rad ginda, 3 lari didi pulia, 2 laric geyopa, ha shen lari da xurda momitane.
133. -mama qishmishs pexebi aaqvs? -kide tarakana chame she shobeldzaglo!
134. ananisti sheva dzroxebis-mecvel-qarxanashi chamoicmevs dgushs da chartavs, roca morcheba vegar gamoratvs. meore dges direqtori shedis da carieli carbi gdia.
135. svani chams mandarins, garedan shemoachams kans: -auf ramxela kurka aqvso da gadaagdebs.
136. ert chem nacnobs Iseti binzuri saxli akvs rom, garet gasvlisas pexi unda gaitsmindo
137. guruli sheva aptiakshi: tilebis gasajuji camali gaakvt? -ki gvakvs. -xoda momaeci dabadebis dgeze unda cavigo sachukrad
138. kaxels ekola banjgvliani bavshvi da cols eubneba : raa kalo, es bavshvi gaachine tu moksove?
139. sagijetshi axali miiyvanes: -shen ra gqvia? -napoleoni! -eee aq ukve 9 napoleoni gvyavs. -me is aravar, namcxvari var!
140. rogor cvelian svanebi dzroxas? -erti daichers DUDUEBS, otxi kaci zevit qvevit cevs.
141. Lomi qaqshi pexs chayobs, da ityvis:-kide daajvamt da yvelas shegchamt!-2 kvirashi chamova. dainaxavs BUs:-rogoraxar BU? BU kiara beguravar 2 kviraa ar momijvia
142. svani gaizmoreba da gaibzareba.
143. svani moiyvans bebiamis colad: (mama)-ra qenio? (shvili)-ai exla naxe sheni dedis t...a!
144. svani krishidan isvris agurebs, 6 kacs gautexavs tavs. ro kitxes ras shvebio? -tetriss vtamashobo.
145. morpinistebi tamashoben daxuchobanas, erts dainaxaven polis joxis ukan: -daginaxe yurebi gichans! -eee ar itvleba,pajaria samni vdgavart!
146. svani 9 sartulze hpens svel sharval,qari dauberavs da sharvali gaprindeba: (svani) -kidev kai zed ar mecva!
147. svani daaceminebs da yurebi modzvreba.
148. kvelaze advili ena svanuria imito ro svanebma iscavles
149. svsni nasvami martavs mancanas gaacereben ajarimeben da bavcvebs daipicebs ara var nasvamio da gaucveben (svani) ma ra jandabad minda gajirebaci tu ar gamomadga
150. svans inspektori gaacherebs da svani etkvis magis suls gapiceb sarochkaze rom surati gikidia gamishvio:)))
151. kbilis ekimtan---ukacravad chemi lipi ak xom ar damrchenia? ara. aaaa albat nervopatologtan damrcha. didi madloba.
152. kopcinebidan meore games mixo cems cols. micvivdebian da ekitxebian rato cemo?kalishvili ar ikoo.eg gushin unda getkvo.gushin iko dges agaraa amis deda mooo..
153. pirvel games coli kmars.-ici shushis tvali mak -mere ra -protezis xel-pexi. -mere ra -cota elami -mere ra -kalishvilic ar var. -aba aeckve axla da haida
154. gushin pasportis surati gadavige 3-jer amdgar da 4-jer damjdar pozashi.da rato ici? 3/4-ze mchirdeboda.
155. Lomi cevs cumpeshi. kurdgeli: ratom cevxart mand mefet mefeo. lomi: maxeshi gavebi. kurdgeli: mec ara vtqvi ra talaxshi goraobs es degenerati
156. impotenti chichikia bichikias: -ra magari yopila grupavoi sexi! -ratom? -ise gamovipare veravin ver mixvda.
157. svani cols damarxavs da dvijoks chaatans,natelshi iqnebao...
158. gushin sheni coli shemxvda gzashi da imdeni macina kinagam gadmovardi loginidan:))
159. vashli-vushli-vushlebi. msxali-msxuli-msxulebi. atmi-utmi-utmebi. matli................
160. mikvarxar mevasebi da kide lastochka....
161. svanetshi chatarebuli sociologiuri gamokitxvis shedegebi: mxars vucher prezidents - 5%, mxars ar vucher prezidents - 10%, vin aris prezidenti - 85%
162. svans ekitxebian: - sad cxovrob? - aptiaqis dabla! - aptiaqi sad aris? - chemi saxlis dabla!!!
163. megreli eubneba mezobels: - bijo, geige, pianino 5 lari ro girs? - ras ambob magi tkuili iqneba. - tkuilia mara xo iafia?
164. shaqro: - mixoo, bavshvebs ar mominatlav? mixo: -hmmm dedas ar mo......!
165. svanis shvilma 5-i miigo. 3-iani matematikashi da 2-iani frangulshi.
166. eqimo me vicocxeb? eqimi: kiiiii ratqmaunda mteli 1 saati.
167. restoranshi: -aficiaaaant kbilis sacmendi moitaneeeeee. oficianti: - dakavebulia genacvale.
168. -shen vin xar? - qurdi. - mere aseti patara? - me jibis qurdi var!!!
169. aris tu ara cxovreba marsze? eeehhh samcuxarod arc iq aris
170. 22 motamashe,2 mcvrtneli,10 zamena,1 arbitri,2 gverditi msaji,6 operatori,50 sport jurnalisti da 80000 makurebeli am mtredma kide mainc da mainc me damasklinta
- shen loculob chamis cin? - araa, chemi coli dzalian kargi mzareulia.
171. Gakvetis shedegma achvena, rom sikvdilis mizezi gakveta iko.
172. GANCXADEBA: vkidi tirkmelebs 1975 clis gamoshveba, garbeni - 14256 litra ludi. normalur mdgomareobashi.
173. bavshvobashi erti bushti mqonda da isic shardis.
174. chem cxovrebashi moxda 2 girseshanishnavi ambavi: 1) me gamichnda bichi. 2) rogorc iqna gavbede colistvis amis tqma
175. shekitxva: - QALTEVZA qalia tu tevzi? pasuxi: - gaachnia gshia tu .......
176. seqsologis rcheva: tu tqvenma colma game sxva saxeli dagidzaxat, gamoexmauret, ar inanebt
177. svans shishveli qalis surati achvenes da ... fexze camodga
178. ludis moyvarultatvis: vcvli samlitrian shardis bushts ertlitrianze. gamomexmauret
179. svani mtvrali cevs mindorze.sharvalsi gveli sheudzvra. cotaxansi camodga da zmeika sheixsna.gveli gamodzvra da tvalebtan gaucherda:tu fsav mofsi ra rojebs mikav
180. SMS:
181. svani anketas avsebs; saxeli:**** gvari:**** dabadebis adgili:DEDEIS MUT.......I
182. kacs televizori miaqvs xelosantan. KACI: xma aris gamosaxuleba araaa. XELOSANI: kuili. KACI: gamocanas ki ar geubnebi televizoria gafuchebuli!
183. okeaneshi ipoves oqros tevzis da akulas najvari, asrulebs BOLO sam saurvils
184. programsti kidulobs benzins, PROGRAMISTI: romeli benzini gaqvt? GAMKIDVELI: 95! PROGRAMISTI: 98 an 2000 ar gaqvt?
185. svanma fuli ishova da gauxarda: xval chiti damasklintavso.
186. namdvili ambavi: germaneli moikvans qartvel cols, pirvel games coli etkvis qalishvili varo, germaneli: "me ise mikvarxar rom gapatibo"
187. samma bichma marshutka gaachera da eubnebian: biza 2 kacis fuli gvaqvs da 3 cagvikvaneo, mzgolma ipiqra da gadackvita: amodit bichebo erti kacis dedac m***ano
188. svanma 8-15-is reklama dainaxa da sheicxada ,, ui 9 saati dackebulao,,))
189. svani CD-ROM-s miitans xelosantan, kavis dasadebi gamifuchtao.
190. aba tu icit rato arian chinelebi bevrni?......imitom rom rac rezina kondat sul ketebi gaaketes:)
191. rogor mivxvdet rom svani zis komputertan, edzebs rogor chartos;-)
192. kalbatono operaciis chemdeg tkveni kmari ragac ar momtcons,icit arc me momtcons chemi kmari,magram chemi bavshvebi gizhdebian ise uyvart;-)
193. mascavlebelma mitxra, rom matematika saertod ar vici da jurnalshi ragaca ricxvi chacera.
194. coli sadgac rekavs da 25 cutis mere dakida kurmili. QMARI: ra adre dakide kurmili? COLI: ara sxvagan movxvdi.
195. zoomagaziashi: - molaparake tutikushi minda vikido. - ki magram 2 unda ikidot. - rato? - erti espanurad laparakobs da meore targmnis.
196. kaci tetr datvtan ertad dadis cxovelebis bazrobaze. - megobaro aq datvit ras aketebt? - ert virishvils vedzeb sharshan tetri zazuna momkida magis d...
197. gamocdaze: - ra gvari xar? -qoridze. - pasuxobs studenti da egimeba. - ra gacinebs? - mixaria rom pirvel kitxvaze scorad gipasuxet
198. tu tqven ipovet tqveni ocnebis qali, sxva ocnebebs daemshvidobet
199. mama, martalia,rom zogiert qvekanashi saqmrom ar icis vin aris misi coli, sanam ar moikvans? - es kvela qvekanashi masea, shvilo.
200. gamoicani ramdeni kbili maqvs? - tu normalur adamians 32 aqvs, mashin shen albat,28 - romel xelshi?
201. SHKITXVA: konda tu ara gulivers problemebi liliputebtan sexis dros? PASUXI: principshi, eg liliputebis problema upro iko
202. SHEKITXVA: ratom garbis dro ase chkara? PASUXI: imitom rom kvelas surs misi mokvla
203. guriis shesasvlelshi avtoinpeqciis postis cin agnishvnaa: GAI. gurulebma meore mxridan miaceres: GAMOI!
204. svani chajdeba taqsshi.SHOPERI:sad midixar? SVANI:ar verevi me aravis saqmeshi da sxvac nu chaereva chemshi!
205. svani dapiqrseba, moetsoneba da kidev dapiqrdeba
206. -raia, simon, yoveldge ro svam? -minda, yvelaperi davivicyo. -mainc ra? -agar maxsovs, momeshvi erti!
207. -lika shavi peris juachka ara gaqvs? vardispershi gagicvli. -ara, magram rad ginda shavi? -gasvenebashi mivdivar.
208. -ratom dagichires? -tbashi vibanave da brakonierobis muxli momisajes. -ratom? -10 metris radiusit 30 kg. tevzi moicamla.
209. -simon, sigareti gaq? -bolo geri darcha kolopshi. -iyos, meti ar minda.
210. policiels "dapatimrebuli" txa mihyavs. -sad migyavs mai dzagli? kitxulobs guruli. -agi dzagli ki ara, txaia, uxsnis policieli. -me txas vekitxebi!
211. -ra aris qalshi yvelaze saintereso? -ena. -rogori unda iyos, citeli, rbili tu...? -mokle!
212. -mixos zurgze sidedri moukidebia: -mixo, sad migyams? -venaxi unda movcamlo!
213. gipiani chichikia "pivnoidan" gamodis: -bidzia sharvlis ube gaq gaxsnili da racxa gichans. -E, bicho, mokitxva gadaeci, 6 celia ar minaxavs!
214. gipiani chichikia "pivnoidan" gamodis: -bidzia sharvlis ube gaq gaxsnili da racxa gichans. -E, bicho, mokitxva gadaeci, 6 celia ar minaxavs!
215. -mixo, eget parte nabijebs rata dgam? -tuplebs vzogam, jo!
216. chichikia gastronomshi: -ramdeni katami gaqvt sul? -10! -shemirchiet 9, yvelaze dzveli. -shevaxviot batono? gadade gverdze da darchenili 1 shemixvie.
217. -ra gansxvavebaa gazetsa da radios shoris? -radioshi purs gaaxvev?
218. teatrshi maro ajanjgarebs mixos: -xo, raiyo? -naxe IV rigshi, ra uzrdeli kacia, dzinavs! -mere, magito gamagvidze?!
219. -shens cols rogori kbilebi aqvs? -ar vici, jer ar ukbenia.
220. svani kinoshi 5 cal bilets iyidis cal-calke:(molare)-tu 5 gindoda getqva ertad mogcemdi.-5 ar minda, martovar, iq karebtan vigaca dgas da bilets mixevso.
221. -shen rom chemi 30 lari gaqvs mosacemi, rodis unda momce? -ra vici, she chema, mkitxavi ki ar var!
222. 2 morpinisti: -simon, magari mcvadis suni momdis. -mcvadi ara kvaxi, buzi migecva sigaretze.
223. -eqimo, kuchi mtkiva. -adekalons xom ar svamt? -ki, magram ar mshvelis.
224. -dzlivs cavatrie gushin chemi loti qmari zooparkshi. -mere? -ar miiges.
225. -gadayare bichikia nagavi! -es cutia davjeqi, kalo. -ras aketebdi? -viceqi!
226. kaci shewa restoranshi da kitxulobs cxeli ra gacwt? pasuxi:tapa
227. me gelodebodi shen ki mimatove ,zadi ekliani gzebi gaikafe,me gelodebodi shen marto damtove zadi sevdiani guli damitove
228. SVANI AVA MAGAL KORPUSZE DA DAIKVIREBS. XALXO, XALXI SHEGROVDEBA TAVS IKLAVSO IPIKREBEN. SVANI DAIKVIREBS GAITIET UNDA GADMOVAPSAO.
229. -bicho, elgujiam imistana ushno gogo meiyvana, katleti ro chamokido kiserze dzaglic ar miekareba.
230. dges chemi colis dabadebis dgea, ra vachuqo? -pxizeli midi saxlshi. -ah, magistvis mrgvali tarigia sachiro, jer 47 clisaa.
231. cxeni rekavs cirkshi: (cxeni)-tqventan minda samushaod mocyoba. -ra shegidzliat? -teleponze gelaparakebi meti raga ginda!
232. patara dinozavrs asamartleben: -sakutari ded-mama shegichamia, vin xar axla tu ici? -oboli!
233. mixo gamyidvels: -47 razmeri tupli ara gaq? -ara, 44-ia. -maita, davichri prchxilebs da eg iqneba.
234. -ratom migaqvs zgvaze shavi kaba? -qmarma curva ar icis.
235. svans etkvian bavshvi mominakleo. - me, monatvlisa ra vici, chemic sxvas movalatnileo, - upasuxa svanma.
236. Svani 100 larians ipovis quchashi da policiashi miitans-SHOTA RUSTAVELIS pasporti vipoveo!
237. rogor cvavs svani erbo kwercx? kedelze miaxlis da cxel utos gadaatarebs
238. svans sheedzina mexute gogo da daarkva KMARA
239. svani shedis eklesiashi da santlebs akrobs.xalxi eubneba ras shvebi ,gagijdio?svani pasuxobs-dges chemi dabadebisdgeaooo
240. svans la costa-s maika acvia.meore svani shechvdeba,maikaze shechedavs da eubneba:"rodis gardaicvala,ratom ar gamagebinet !
241. deda, deda bakaks satvaleebi aaqvs?- ara ra iko?- uime mashin bebia chaobshi ixrchoba
242. Svani cava archevnebze da pargals caigebs:)
243. svani sheva aptiakshi da aptiakars eubneba: ukacravad 2 metriani prezervativi gaakvt? ara pasuxobs gamkidveli da rad gindat? mgoni vk..vdebi
244. Svans sami abia, kitxaven rad ginda samio, svani upasuxebs:erti colistvis, erti sakvarlistvis, ertic ki svanebze anegdotebs vinc ambobs imistviso. Sheergot.
245. Svans utxres, ra iko sul tqvenze igoneben anegdotebso. svanma upasuxa, ara ushavs chven matze vigonebt axal-axal ginebebso! (kmara!)
246. metroshi: qali dzirs akakunebs joxs, rom tipma daajinos. tipi:bebia rezina mains gaikete mag joxs. bebia:rezina mamashens rom gaeketebina mand me vijdebodio.
247. sosoia ekitxeba xatias: sheidzleba chipze titi dagado? ki sosoia. 15 tsutis shemdeg xatia eubneba:"sosoia ar aris eg chipi, xatia arc es aris titi"
248. ori dakali saubrobs:-dges chemi kmari sagamos yvavilebit mova,fexebis gadaceva momicevs..,-ratom,ra, vaza ar gakvs saxlshi?
249. svanetshi samedicino shemocmebaa. xo da sheyares svanebi eqimtan. (eqimi)aba triperianebi aq dageqit, xolo sipilisianebi iq. (svani)da davitianebma ra vqnat?
250. dzudzu amovardnili qali marshutkidan chamova gamvleli shenishnavs da etyvis rom gaiscoros daxedavs qali da daiyvirebs marshutka gaacheret bavshvi damrchaaaaaa
251. Svanetshi chaishala archevnebi. _qalebi xom ara vart manikuri rom tavisvat!!!
252. ori narkushas dialogi: -dzmakush, shen ramdeni kilo xar? -me50, shen? -me 51 da naxevari! -vaa..., putkuun!
253. svans kmari moukvdeba da cverebs moushvebs...
254. Ori morpinisti tsamals xarshavs kvabit.erti-ekitxeba sul ro gavichxiro ra momiovao?tav-piridan sisxli tsamogivao.ratoo?rato da ai am kvabs sul tavshi girtyavo.
255. Devushki devushki,a katori chas?Devushki: 2 chasa 50 dolarov, malchik:)
256. guruli matarebelshi:agebs kupis kars, xedavs sami zangi zis.guruli gakvirvebuli shesdzaxebs:didu,sa iko pajari?!
257. svani parashutit gadmoxta. ar gaixsna da gabrazebulma xanjlit aso moichra,ragad minda atsio, uceb parashuti gaixsna,axla es agar mchirdebao da parashuti chachra
258. svani mamakaci shedis ert-ert aptiaqshi -qalbqtono ALLWAYS ultra momecit, amboben kargad adzinebso...
259. kaxels urigeben gogos-elami xar gogo shen?-xo chotati! laparakic gichirs...! xo chotati. saqme ise midis qalishvilic ar iqnebi! xo eg shami nakli maq mxolod
260. maro-mixos: -mixo gadmodi shentan minda! -mezareba! -ee mitua veliscixidan dadis imas ar ezareba shen kide loginshi gadagorebac ar ginda! sakvedurobs maro
261. megrels buasili aqvs. miva eqimtan.angelozivit qalia.ra gatsuxebt? ekitxeba.megreli morcxvad pasuxobs: vava takoshi.
262. Dela u menia kak u kartoshki, esli zimoi ne siediat, to visnoi tochna pasadiat
263. ori kazi psavs erti eubneba meores chemi ro chxrialit midis sheni rato ar midiso , meore pasuxobs paltoze gapsavo
264. svani mobilurze rvians gatishavs
265. svanebi shedian bardelsho :5-i lari gvakvs da ra vknat?mamasha:tsadi da ertmaneti mo.....gaiget.1-saatis shemdeg>> xoda es 5-i lari vistvis unda migveca??
266. svani puls ishovis da itkvis kai nishania chiti damasklintavso
267. kaxeli moikvans cols. meore dges patarzali aivanze gamodis, izmoreba da mtqnarebit ambobs:ezoc ra patara qonia am chem qmars...
268. rachveli oqros tevzs daichers. sanam mesame survils etkoda manam ki akrolda sackali tevzi...
269. ra kargi gogo xar, ra kargi dublionka gacvia, aqet ar caxvide tore gagxdian.iqit caval, iqitac gagxdian,xidze gadaval,iqac. aba ra vkna?aqana geixade ar jobia?
270. bebia bebia! otxiani mivige otxiani. -uii modi gakoco kutu kvetcxebzeo etkvis bebia. - mda ... bebia xutiani ro mivigi pirshi aigeb?)))
271. tanichka sad gaxie kalgotkebi?! -tanks gamovkari dediko. -kimagram am mshvidobianobis dros sad ipovne tanki? -pagonebze dedi.
272. svani udabnoshia da zalian shia.piqrobs:xel-pexi movichra damchirdeba.adgeba da asos moichris. mere tavshi shemoirtkavs xels amdgari mainc momechra,gavzgebodio
273. chiti zis xeze, chamovardeba da daecema xis totze, daidzaxebs: VAI!!! gaixed-gamoixedavs aravin ar ikneba da gagrdzelebs(xtunaobas): VAI! VAI! VAI
274. svans ekitxebian rusulad tagvi rogor ariso, svani: MISHKA. virtxa rogor aris? svani: MIXEILI.
275. chchkia gaglejil kaifshia da birjaze dgas.xedavs dzalian susti gogo modis.acherebs da ekitxeba:dzudzuebi gaqvs? ki.traki? ki. mere atare she qalo, atare!
276. alo sascrapoa? droze adamians katokma gadauara. misamarti:chavchavadzis 1 2 3 4 5.......
277. mixos kitxes lokebi rat gindao aba stumari rom mova trakze xom ar vakocninebo
278. mixo modis venaxSi da natrobs, neta pexebi dabanili mkonde, neta venaxi moxnuli ikos, da is chemi coli kide mot*** damxvdes
279. narkomani saxlshi sheinaxavs tamals cota xanshi moikitxavs ver ipovis da bebias ekitxeba :bebo ac ro tamali ido ra icna bebo:bebo ki ara sacartvelos dedopalo....
280. vakeli somexi da avlabrli somexi chxuboben vakelma tkva eribendena mome saxeshi avacna avlabrema daiyvira arr kirpich dai mamu ****
281. guruli agebs vagonis kars,sadac zis sami zangi:raia,deicva rame?
282. motelis nomershi qartvels rusi nasha kavs datreuli da mtel ambavshia.qali ekitxeba:ti konchil?pasuxi:net,ia paka na tretem kurse!
283. psiqiarttan tipi midis da eubneba :eqimo mezoblis cxeni shemiyvarda.cxeni mdedria tu mamri ekitxeba eqimi. ra tqma unda mdedri, cisperi ki ar var_o
284. eqimo ar mezineba. daitvalet samamde eubneba eqimi. samamde ki ara dilis eqvss saatamde vitvli da mainc ar mshvelis.
285. svans saati uketia titebze. megobari ekitxeba: ra ari bicho es, saati titebze ra pontiao? Svani pasuxobs: aba televizorshi tkves saati cin gadacieto
286. rogor saubroben saidumlod kru-munjebi ertmanetshi? xelze xeltatmans iketeben.
287. svani tualetshi sheva,dajdeba da daaboyinebs.da gaipiqrebs mgoni ukugma davjeqio
288. Bavshvi edzaxis dedas 16-satrulze: dedaa dedaa dedaaa da bolos mteli xmit dedaaa. gamoixedeba dedamisi da eubneba raaris shvilo? deda mamikos daudzaxe ra.! plz
289. svanma bavshvistvis pampersi iyida, yuri daado da ukan daubruna: -gamomicvalet! -ratom? -ar suntqavs
290. xorci axalia? -ar vici, surdo maqvs.
291. -saxlshi rom mivedi, shkapshi ucxo kaci damxvda. -auuu, gigalata colma? -sad myavs coli...
292. ori narkomani chxubobs: -ee, simon, ar gamabrazo, torem galstuks mucelshi gagiyri. -fexebi ar momchamo, maika macvia...
293. AMOCANA: cnobilia rom mexandzreebs ascavlian rogor chaicvan sharvali 1 wamshi, amocana gvekitxeba, ramdeni sharvlis chacmas moaswrebs mexandzre 15 wamshi.
294. -eqimo ratom mitxarit, ena gamoyavio da arc shegixedavt? -imitom, rom mindoda, sichumeshi gamomewera recepti.
295. -ase ram gagaxara? -kbilis eqimtan viyavi. -mere, ra samxiarulo eg aris? -saxlshi ar iyo!
296. Gadaagdet eg sigareti pirshi rom gagichxeriat. -es sigareti ar aris, ufroso flomasteria. -sul ertia, ofisshi flomasteris mocevac akrdzalulia.
297. svans ekitxebian: -ra gchirs ra gatirebs? -mama gardamecvala. -ra sashinelebaa, viziareb. -eg ra aris chemma dzmam dareka, imasac gardaecvala...
298. mixostan axal gatxovili shvili darcha sidzestan ertad. mixos mteli game xmauri esmoda. cols eubneba:-ade , qalo, shaenacvle, torem im virma shvili mogviklao.
299. svani kentavrtan miva da cxens tsaartmevs
300. kitxva: vin aris kaci romelic cxrasartuliani saxlis cin dgas da maspindzelos idzaxis? pasuxi: svani.
301. gena strejet cheburashku i sprashivaet: cheburashka tebe ushi nujni? cheburashka:da, kaneshno gena:na derji...
302. gena saplavtan dgas da oxravs, erti ekitxeba: gena ra moxda? gena- cheburashka dvmarxe, eeeh! mere bari ratomaa sisxliani? samjer amomixta saplavidan.
303. svanma tramvai amoatriala-dedalia tu mamalio.
304. svans pexsacmeli mouchers da tkivil gamayuchebels dalevs
305. chichikiastan imdeni xalxi mova panashvidze rom, meore kubos dadagamen sxva otaxshi
306. Erty svani eubneba meores.'Chkara sigarety momatsevine,toremise mshia gamis gasatevi adgili ara makvso!'
307. svani moikvans cols da pirvel games eubneba mitxari qalwuli xar tu ara, torem mogklavo. coli pasuxobs, qalwuli ki ara kircxibi var kircxibio.
308. qmari acnobs cols mis kofil ufross da eubneba tavazianad gaicani! es cemi NABOSARIA.
309. Guruls Ekitxebian Jurnalistebi!? Ratom Gadarcha Tqveni Sofeli Dabombvaso? Ar Vici Genacvale Etyoba Gadmoixedes Da Dabombili Egonato!)
310. guruli shexvdeba megrels; rava xar zama?? ravarc shen gagixardeba. rava amocydit suyvela?
311. svans bichi sheezineba da kurebs daachris avi gamovao
312. svani kmarashi gacevrianda:"kmara chvenze anegdotebi"
313. svani mecnierebma sheqmnes srulyofili ,chkviani da lamazi adamiani-roboti.or kvirashi SVANINATOR-is djartshi chabarebam svanetis bujeti 50 larit cin cacia.
314. svans udabnoshi gaufutdeba manqana, karebs moxsnis da tan taigebs rom damcxeba shushas chautevo.
315. svans katoki gadauvlis da mestiashi paksit chaasveneben......
316. svanma oqros Tevzi ipova da lobbardSi Caabara
317. erti kacichamia eubneba meores: ltolvilebs agar shevcham! meore: ratom gecodebian? -ara gushin kvabshi rom chavagde mosaxarshad, kartopolebi sul amomichama!
318. svani kompiuters iyidis da niors chamokidebs, virusi agar shexvdebao
319. Svani troleibus daayachagebs. Ratom daayachageo? Saqartvelos banki ecerao da imitomo.
320. Svani Bambis Marojnit Yurebs Gamoicmindavs...
321. vakeli gadmoxteba paraSutit da haerSi SiSisagan Caisvelebs.mitsaze,rom daeSveba konstruktorebs etkvis:"axla gavige adrenalini saidan gamodis"
322. svanma koghos ukbina...
323. narkomani tvaletshia chaketili da sarkeshi ikureba. ragacas pikrobs da ver ixsenebs. 1_3 saati. dedamisi daudzaxebs: gia gamo male. narkomani: a xo gia gia to..
324. svani misdevs kals gasaupatiureblad da gaascrebs )
325. Svani tavshi chairjobs lursmnebs da parikmaxertan miva, shemajerio
326. -mamed ti spish? -da -a shto delaet tvoi xui v maiom jope? -ashto meshaet? -meshat ne meshaet no deshat trudna:))
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