Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
A man goes to the doctor for his annual check-up, and the doctor tells him, "You need to stop masturbating."
The man asks, "Why?" The doctor replies, "Because I'm trying to examine you"
This post has been edited by gordas on 30 Jun 2015, 01:22