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[Kelly:] Guys.
[Female Speaker 1:] Hey.
[Female Speaker 2:] Hi.
[Kelly:] My agent just called. I got offer at the coolest part.
[Female Speaker 1:] Hooray.
[Female Speaker 2:] Nice.
[Kelly:] It’s not a ton of dialogue, but it’s going to be so great for me, I know it.
[Female Speaker 2:] What is it?
[Kelly:] So basically my characters in this ratty apartment and this guy I’m seeing comes in, and he is like get down on all fours, so I’m like okay, and I start crawling and he follows me into the bedroom. And then he flips up the back of my skirt and starts eating my ass. So he screamed.
[Male Speaker 1:] So it’s this huge bonfire orgy, but we are all naked with these pitch black eyes and we are just going at it like animals. There are like a lot of people in the scene, but because I’m doing my girl from behind. You can totally see my entire face.
[Female Speaker 3:] So I’m sucking the midget guys dick, when his brother comes in and he watches for a second, but then he is like hurry up or whatever and then he sends in four naked women to join.
[Male Speaker 2:] Yeah it’s just a few lines, but she gets to have sex with the lead. It’s in the 1930’s thought, so they want to know if you are hoo-haa- shaved in case and we would get you a merkin.
[Female Speaker 4:] A merkin.
[Male Speaker 2:] A wig for your vagina.
[Male Speaker 1:] And at the exact same time we all start climaxing and we were just screaming.
[Male Speaker 3:] What’s wrong? Who is that?
[Kelly:] Everybody starts jerking off over my chest and I’m like no, no not on my dress, not on my dress. So I pull down the top of my dress and he just shoots it all over my tits and I’m…
[Male Speaker 4:] Where is hot vampire number one?
[Kate:] Hi it’s Kate actually.
[Male Speaker 4:] Whatever, just go over to the bed and tear off your robe.
[Female Speaker 1:] Hold on Kelly, sweetheart you just got a role in a porn.
[Female Speaker 5:] You are doing porn?
[Female Speaker 4:] Porn.
[Female Speaker 3:] Porn.
[Male Speaker 5:] You did a fucking porn.
[Female Speaker 3:] What no, it’s HBO.
[Male Speaker 5:] Oh.
[Female Speaker 4:] Oh.
[Female Speaker 2:] Wow.
[Female Speaker 3:] Oh.
[Male Speaker 5:] Ha-ha, I love you so much.
[Female Speaker 5:] I’m so proud of you oh.
[Male Speaker 1:] Oh thanks mom.
[Male Speaker 4:] And action.
[Male Speaker 6:] It’s not porn.
[Kate:] It’s HBO.
With a 108 Emmy Nominations. It’s not porn, it’s HBO.
This post has been edited by W6W on 6 Feb 2014, 02:06 
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