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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
Chuck Norris sleeps with night light not because he's afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin and he created a giraffe
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...............TWICE!!!
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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