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#30380898 · 25 Mar 2012, 00:04 · · პროფილი · პირადი მიმოწერა · ჩატი
sandrikia
მე გუგლ თრენსლეითით გადათარგმნილი წავიკითხე
Fufu Bieragogo, certainly inspired by the song of Chistera "Mamuka", makes a new honor to Lélos colossus, Mamuka Gorgodze.
Age: 59 years (27 years officially)
Height: 1m95
Weight: 120 kg
Position: Lock, third line wing and line center Third
Nationality: Georgian
He likes: Jean-Luc Melenchon, the Motherland, watching Man vs. Wild, his collection of clavicles
He does not like: shave, referees, Sylvain Marconnet, Pascal Pape and the forces of good in general
1952 - 2003: The genesis
1952, Kremlin, Russia. While the confrontation between U.S. and Soviet takes a global scale, Stalin summoned her to his quarters leading researchers and ordered them to direct their work towards creating an ultimate soldier that he would win the Korean War. In their laboratory in Grozny, scientists, after four unsuccessful experiences, manage to achieve the impossible: to mate a male and a female grizzly. Codename: Project Vodkageddon. Alas, six months later, Stalin dies, leaving behind this macabre experiment. Nikita Khrushchev, his successor, ordered the project leader, Dr Dragunov, breaking up the experiment deemed too dangerous. For the sin of pride, the scientist refuses, and leaves the pregnancy to take place in secret. On 21 December 1953, the U.S. military bombed the city of Grozny, destroying the lab and leaving as the only surviving newborns who already measured more than 1 Peter Mignoni. Trapped under the ice, it is then cryogenically frozen.
Thirty years later, Nikolai Gorgodze, Georgia farmer by trade, returned to the famous cattle fair Krasnodar, discovers the wreckage of the laboratory and see an anthropomorphic figure trapped in a coffin of ice. Believer do a good deed, the farmer frees the child-Pooh. This is the worst mistake in the history of mankind. Nikolai takes the creature with him in Tbilisi. He will baptize Mamuka. Mamuka Gorgodze.
Two years pass, and the "small" Mamuka, as is the custom in Georgian, is abandoned in the forest by Caucasian parents for a year to prove himself a strong individual, thus worthy of becoming rugby player. And rugby player, I mean first, second or third line. Mamuka finds himself left to his own. Taking a liking to wildlife, the future butcher decides to stay sixteen years deep in the Caucasus, feeding his fellow bears and wild boars.
The creature identified as the Big Foot would in fact that Mamuka Gorgodze to 6 years.
2003 - 2010: Birth of an Empire
In 2003, a seller of the national team of Rugby Union soldier discovered the ultimate Stalin during a hike, and convinces him to come with him, giving in exchange his right to the mercy of the beast (an example of consciousness professional!). Gorgodze and rugby starts by directly integrating the Lélos. This is the second worst mistake in the history of mankind. Mamuka civilisera is gradually and will be recruited by the Montpellier Hérault Rugby in 2005, whereby it rubbing shoulders twice a year as the most famous butchers The Corvec, Florian Fritz and later Bakkies Botha. There will also discover his worst enemy: Pascal Pape.
Taking place on the second line, Mamuka Gorgodze will soon enter the pantheon of world butchers, collecting biscuits as some collect stamps. Stakhanovite true, Georgian spends most of his time in the gym, where he only comes out for the trainings, matches, hunting and fighting in Fight Club Montpellier. His Herculean strength will allow it to evolve occasionally to the position of No. 8, he held the national squad, the greatest misfortune of his second lines who see their hindquarters be literally grind every scrum.
Grown to become a national hero, Mamuka Gorgodze be the principal architect of the rise of Georgian rugby (played with 15 forwards), which imposes its supremacy in the B tournament for several years. He guided the Lélos until the World Cup 3 times, allowing it to show to the world by trampling by some English here and there, and to ensure a place of honor at the Hall of Fame butchers.
Mamuka has over 3000 techniques to destroy his opponents. Here, Sputnik Crush on Iosefa Tekori.
In the club, the golf Gorgodzilla crescendo. During his early years in France, Georgian, who tend to think with his fists, unable to "pierce" because it spends more time in the fridge and in the field (perhaps it reminded him does it's cryonics). But like a vintage red Bolshevik butcher gets better with time. Thus, as the years go and the spiral of chaos caused by the "beast of Tbilisi" intensifies. Between 2005 and 2010, the list of victims from the surviving Mamuken keeps growing and growing like a phone book. Meanwhile, our Moundir the East, if not quieter, becomes more discrete, and thus greatly increase its level of play
The prowess of the warrior Red attract lusts, and come to the ears of another superpower evil of TOP14: Mourad Boudjellal, who manages to sign on a pre-Georgian three-year contract at RCT. But the muscles are stronger than laws in Georgian society, Mamuka nevertheless decides to re-engage with the MHR. No doubt it was better to be so for the good of humanity: imagine if Gorgodze and Botha had moved in the same team ...
Then comes the year of grace 2010, during which the Empire's dark Demon Caucasus, growing, will reach its peak.
2010 -?? : Now Mamukalypse
During the summer break, Fabien Galthié joined the Montpellier Hérault Rugby. The latter decided to reposition Mamuka Gorgodze to the position of flanker. Third biggest mistake of mankind. Since the side of the scrum, the Soviet Chuck Norris reveals his hidden potential and established itself as one of the very best third lines of the Top14, even winning an Oscar Midi Olympique's best foreign player in 2011 and before Masoe Vosloo. Today, before matches, the black aura from the cloakroom Montpellier terrifies the poor unconscious who had the impudence to desecrate this land of desolation. Accompanied by his henchmen Jgenti, Shvelidze and Nariashvili, Mamuka Gorgodze sows terror in all fields of France. Feeding on violence and hatred, "the vengeful hand of Moscow" contributes greatly to the success of his club, who rose to the finals last year. Real pet peeve of opening halves, Mamuka is also the nightmare of arbitrators, with whom he does not share the same vision of rugby. Penalized, he does not hesitate to use his black magic to cast spells from another age of men with the whistle and curse for generations. Psychologically unstable, he arrives at the artisan butcher to use his arms mounted on hydraulic rams to impose its philosophy of rugby, especially when facing one of the few opponents he deems its height.
Gorgodze launches its spell of baldness on Felipe Contepomi and all his descendants. You know the result.
The bloody Tsar of Herault is emerging as one of four current hyperpuissances Top14, sharing the southern half of the country with Bakkies Botha, leaving the center to the north and Jamie Cudmore forces of good, led by Pascal Pape. However, unlike his three assailants, Mamuka Gorgodze despite its mammoth physical, is still relatively young. The evil empire flavored Vodka is still in its infancy, and Mamuka, constantly pushing its boundaries, appears increasingly unstoppable. Top 14 of the sky darkens inexorably. Tremble, mortals, and pray to never cross the path of the tyrant of Tbilisi.
His life, his work. Not for the sensitive.
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