ხოდა ქართველების კრიტიკაზე გამაზსენდა ეს ვიღაც უცხოელმა დაწერა და პაკაო
YOU KNOW YOU ARE GEORGIAN IF :
*Your blood has a permanent alcohol content level, no matter if you have
been drinking or not
* Any outfit you wear involves leather and shoes (even in the summer when no
coats are worn).
* Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it raving with
200-300 of your closest friends
*Things you can't live without include food, wine, girls and a cell phone
* People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on
something...and you can
* Every sentence you say or hear includes "chemi deda ... " or "bozi***
viko"
* You know all the cops by their first names (???)
* You are somehow related to most of the people you know
* You drive a BMW (or, in the EXTREME worse case a "zhiguli 06"), and your
windows are tinted to twice the legal limit
* Your uncle is in the government or a representative in Parliament
* You can be identified as "Georgian" by your scent (D&G or Aqua di Gio
cologne).
* You've been dating a girl for 4 years and she is still virgin.
* You know you're Georgian if you got 20 speeding, red light, stop sign
tickets, and no record of it in Harrisburg.
* You wake up on a Saturday morning, unable to remember which one of your
friends gave you a ride home because you couldn't even walk, but see your
car standing in the parking lot (you drove home yourself).
* You major in Political Science or in worst case scenario Business
Administration
* Most of your clothes are fake brand names but you "just can't tell them
apart from the real ones."
* You used to work out, but you don't anymore. If you do workout, you must
wear all you golden chains and bracelets.
* You have a fake Movado because you can't afford a real Rolex.
* You date a girl for a week then she becomes your wife
* You usually spend 50$ to have sex with a prostitute 3 times a week, and
your wife knows it (and she is OK with it ??? )
* You usually want to be N1 but you suck and you know it.
* You smoke weed and you're think you're a tough guy
* You tell every girl you meet "I love you "
* You tell your friends that you broke up with your girlfriend and she cried
all night long and begged you to give her second chance but actually you
know who was begging her for second chance (!!!)
* You tell your girlfriend how much money your parents have, how much money
you have , and how tough guy you are in Georgia....but actually hardly 3
people have heard of you in Tbilisi.
* You think you're so cool because you're Georgian.... (!!!)
* You have more hair on your chest than a Gorilla in a Zoo (andyou're proud
of it )
* If you are a guy first thing you do when you turn your computer is to go
on
http://www.HardcorePorn.com to see for new updates since yesterday.
If you are a girl, you think Georgian guys are better than
Americans, but in the end you get married to an American
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გააცანი თავი შენი... (ქართველის ანტირეკლამა), დახასიათება,რომელიც სიმართლესთან ახლოს არის...
