Limp Bizkit Titles New Album Gold CobraLimp Bizkit's first studio album since 2005's The Unquestionable Truth (Part 1) will not be called The Unquestionable Truth (Part 2). GASP! It'll be dubbed Gold Cobra instead and will be out in early 2010.But why wait? I have no inside information on what the title means, but I have a brain. Let's rationally think this out.
Meanings for gold: money, rich, color, flossin, happiness
Meanings for cobra: snake, bad ass, penis, awesome, not Limp Bizkit
Let's put some of the meanings together and see what we get:
money snake - no doesn't really have a Limp Bizkit feel
Rich Bad Ass - no definitely NOT Limp Bizkit
Color Snake - no Limp Bizkit isn't a black penis.
Flossin Penis - I think we have a winner.
Flossin means showing off an object which possess great value (read: my penis). Penis means a tool to ween or convert lesbians and virgins into productive members of society.
Limp Bizkit is trying to become a productive band again and posses great value/wealth. This is the only meaning of Gold Cobra that could be acceptable. Now here is a picture of a gold cobra:
This post has been edited by audiobus on 5 Dec 2009, 11:26
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