შეიძლება იყო უკვე მარა გენიალურია ბლაიდ
“HU’s on first”
Now we are taken you to the Oval Office.
George Bush The President. Condolisa Rise The State Secretary of USA.
George: Condi, Nice to see you. What’s happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: HU is the leader of China.
George: That’s what I want to know!
Condi: That’s what I am telling you.
George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow’s name!!!
Condi: HU.
George: The Guy in China?
Condi: HU.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: HU.
George: The Chinaman!!!
Condi: HU is leading China.
George: Now fuckker whaddya’ asking me for?
Condi: I’m telling you HU is leading China.
George: Well, ok I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That’s the man’s name.
George: That’s who’s name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, Sir!
George: Yassir?? Yassir Arafat is China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That’s correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, Sir!!
George: Yassir???
Condi: No, Sir.
George: Look, Condi!
I NEED TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE NEW LEADER OF CHINA! Get me the
Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Koffi?
Geortge: NO.
Condi: You don’t want Kofi?
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, Sir!
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?!
George: MILK. Will you please make a call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: HU is the guy in China!
George: Will stay out of China!!!?
Condi : Yes, Sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone) Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea! And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China and the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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