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How do you get a French waiter's attention?
Start ordering in German.
Why do the French like smelly cheeses?
Well, in a room full of French people, you can't really smell the cheese.
How do you stop a French tank?
Say "boo"
What is the difference between a frenchwoman and a basketball team?
The basketball team showers after 4 periods.
How many jokes are there about the French?
One, the rest are true
What is the first thing the French teach their kids in school?
How to say "We Surrender" in German!
Why don't cheesburgers sell well in France
Because they don't smell like shit.
How do you confuse a French Soldier?
Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
Why don't Master Card and Visa work well in France
They do not know how to say "CHARGE!"
What do women who are snipers in the French military use as camouflage?
Their armpits
Whats the difference between a frenchmen and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
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