FML, Fuck My Life

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML




Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML


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Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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Today, we got second place in a soccer tournament. Isn't that cool? There were only two teams. FML

by Anano - Georgia

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Сегодня я еще раз убедилась, что мой брат – идиот. У меня насморк уже вторую неделю. Запахов я не чувствую. Брат дал мне шоколадные конфеты. На вкус они были очень странные. Когда я съела вторую, он признался, что там кошачье говно! Он слепил из них типа-конфеты и завернул в старые фантики! FML

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