დილის მუხტი ბრატცი
If I had a pound for every time I thought about my wife,
I'd probably start thinking about her.
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"Jesus loves you."
A nice gesture in church.
A horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
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David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black
NASCAR drivers:
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at
the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 1 - They can't wear their helmets sideways.
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How do you get a nigger pregnant?
Spunk on her shoes and let the flies do the rest!
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Why don't nigger sows wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken....
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why should we bury nigger animals four metres under the earth?
because deep down they are good "people"
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What do you call a dead nigger in the road??
Speed bump....
This post has been edited by ArxeoptericS on 28 Apr 2012, 10:19 
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