Dryade გაიბუტა

writing with your dick instead of your right hand so the nun has to hit it with a ruler

აგდჯფოდჰაგფკფნსჰფუფჰსჰფ

uxev bifiqre kartul asoebs gavamariajeb metki magram mere mivxvdi araswor adgilas rom chairto chemi qartuli asoebis gamariajebis instiqtebi

a fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from the thousand year slumber.

რად მოიწყინედ ლამასოო ?



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leaving a dick-shaped hair on a brain surgery patient's head

taking one look at your new baby then shoving it back in.