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-OK now, Billy B, this Jesus, he sounds awful talented?
-Very
-Now, do you think, you know how I make that spinach dip and put it in a sour bread bowl. Now, do you think he can take my spinach dip and turn it into something maybe a little bit more useful like, I don't know, cocaine?
-I believe he can, see? I was cruising his Wikipedia file, and as it turns out that mr Jesus was a very talented fella. He could not only clear up eczema, work..uh..work on your..your acne, fix retards, and get this: master of watersports. So I don't think that's much of a stretch
He can not only turn your awful spinach dip into cocaine, I think we can skip right over the wine. Let's take that water and turn it into tequila
-Fuckin A, Jesus! He's amazing!