ვაიიი! ისეთ ლინკს მივაგენიიიიიიიიი!
აი, მაგალითად, ეს ციტატები (ყველა ჰაუსისაა):
"I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math."
"No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate."
ის სერია თუ გახსოვთ, ფორმანი და უილსონი გაცხარებული რომ კამათობენ. და ამ დროს ჰაუსი:
"Okay, you two! Grab some scalpels and settle this like doctors."
ან თუნდაც ეს:
"You see, kidneys don't wear watches. Sure, gallbladders do, but it doesn't matter, 'cause kidneys can't tell time."
ან ეს (შავკანიან სენატორს რომ უთხრა
):
"You're not going to become President either way. They don't call it the White House because of the paint job."
"Someday there will be a gay president. Someday there will be a black president. There might even be a gay black president. But one combination I do not see happening is gay, black and dead."
აი, კიდევ:
"You know how they say, "you can't live without love"? Well, oxygen is even more important."
"In my opinion, Dr. Sebastian Charles is an idiot! Yeah, you can quote me... C-U-D-D-Y."
"Bad news: Your son has a filthy, unhealthy habit. Good news: He's trying to quit. Bad news: It's killing him. Good news: I can cure him. Bad news: [thinks] Nope, that's it."
"So, you're a faith healer. Or is that a pejorative? Do you prefer something like "divine health management"?"
[to Foreman] "Glad you're back. Cameron makes lousy coffee. I take mine black, the way I take my brain-damaged neurologists."
"Inject him with cortisol. He'll have sex with his wife again! He'll hug his kid again! Hopefully that's the combination he was using... be a shame if I cured a pedophile."
"You test drive a car before you buy it; you have sex before marriage. I can't hire a team based on a ten minute interview. What if I don't like having sex with them?"
"You’ve got to get down here – they have a satellite aimed directly into Cuddy’s vagina. I told them the chance of invasion is slim to none, but…"
[Before doing surgery on a magician] "Nothing up my sleeves. Nothing in my pocket. There's something in my pants, but it's not going to help with this trick."
"If you want to stop car accidents, take out air bags and put in three inch machete. Everyone will drive three miles an hour."
მოკლედ.. ასეთი ციტატები ბევრია, მაგრამ მაისურზე წარწერისათვის ალბათ უმჯობესია მოკლე ფრაზები გამოვიყენოთ, მაგალითად, ასეთი:
"Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money."
"Patients always want proof. We're not making cars here, we don't give guarantees."
"I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do."
"I like my leg. I've had it for as long as I can remember."
"Lungs, skin... skin, lungs... Sklungs?"
"Seizures are cool to watch, but boring to diagnose."
"If we were to care about every person suffering on this planet, life would shut down."
"What's life without the ability to make stupid decisions?"
"You’re right about me being wrong and wrong about you being right."
"I noticed a trend: if no one does anything, sick people often get sicker."
"People don't change. For example, I'm going to keep repeating "People don't change." "
ჯერ მარტო "Everybody lies" რად ღირს!
ეჰჰჰ, მალე მოვიდეს ნეტა სექტემბერი!
პ.ს. აი, ეს ფოტო, მაგალითად, მომწონს (თუ საუბარია თეთრ ან რუხი ფერის მაისურზე
აი, შავის შემთხვევაში კი ეს მომწონს:
This post has been edited by ShadowCat on 9 Jun 2008, 17:07
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