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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris invented the apple.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
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