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Metta World Peace ✔ @MettaWorldPeace
I just got the news ...
I'm so sad!!!
My news is that My favorite burger spot called "My Favorite Burger" added extra gratuity cost to the vegan burgers.. Worst day ever
6:32 PM - 10 Jul 2013
And then "My Favorite Burger" took away the whole grain buns. These losers amnestied the buns.. Unreal man..
6:34 PM - 10 Jul 2013
They waived the buns because the lettuce put them over the salary cap. I went into the restaurant furious. "No more whole grain buns. What!"
6:36 PM - 10 Jul 2013
Ok. I have to amnesty my jeans.
Their too tight.
I think I might waive my tooth brush also. I need a new one
9:31 PM - 10 Jul 2013
The only reason I tweet is so that ESPN or TNT give me some air time. They never let me commentate. So maybe I can Tweetentate from Twittr:)
6:46 AM - 11 Jul 2013
I'm retiring !!!!! Ask me why!!!!
Hurry before I forget why I am retiring !!!
6:47 AM - 11 Jul 2013
I'm retiring because I have a bun-yin. My Bunyon hurts. It looks like a ugly face. An ugly faced Bunyon.
It talks!!! OMG
6:49 AM - 11 Jul 2013
I just amnestied my IPhone 3. I had it way too long. What phone should I get next?
6:52 AM - 11 Jul 2013
I'm 260lbs
30% fat.
Too many burgers!!!
6:53 AM - 11 Jul 2013
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