You're fighting a drunken rat
You distract it and punch it in the stomach when it's not looking. It deals 1 damage, and leaves it reeling.
Monster attack power reduced by 1
Monster defense reduced by 1
It grabs a nearby microphone and engages in some drunken rodent karaoke. The pain!
Eek! Ooh! Ooh!
You lose 6 hit points.
You lose. You slink away, dejected and defeated