რა მაგრად გარითმა ვლადიმირზე
Why don't you shut up, lad? And don't be sad,
You're just mad 'cuz you woke up the big, bad Vlad!
You are getting red, whilst I'm getting fed,
Go crawl under your bed, but you're already dead!
You just had to go and spam, you fool,
Why don't you keep it cool, now it's time to pool!
You can't hit me, bud, I'm an absolute stud,
The rivers will run red, call me a blood flood!
Vladimir will maim you, then he will drain you,
This'll put a strain on you, then I'll make it rain YOU!
I'm a murderous Hemomancer and you just got fucked,
Now you're all out of blood, you could say that sucked!
I'm stacking AP, HP, and soon you'll see,
How negative you'll be, you're still the type for me!
So hide your cowardy face, before I score an ace,
Vlad just solved this case, you got Putin your place!
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League Of Legends, N° 33
