Chuck Norris ordered a bigmac on burger king, and got one.
Chuck Norris sleepts at daylight. Not because hes afraid of the dark night, the dark night is afraid of him.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Jesus could walk on water .. Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Chuck Norris can play russian roulette with 6 bullets, and still win.
Chuck Norris's tears can heal any disease..too bad he never cries.
God said: there will be light!
Chuck Norris said: Say 'Please'!
Chuck Norris does not eat honey, he chews bees.
Chuck Norris is already dead for 10 years. The Reaper just didn't have the balls to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris does not get wet, the water becomes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt turn on the shower, he stares at it till it starts to cry.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Did you know that every night the Boogie Man goest to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris?
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris sleeps with a man it's not because he is gay. No, it's because he slept with all woman on the world, twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in god. God believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, they are now called "the islands"
I once thought I knew Chuck Norris, turned out Chuck knew all about it
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck norris farted and created the big bang.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes on the ocean, tsunamis were killing people.
Chuck Norris lost hes virginity before his parents did.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris has 2 speeds. Walk and Kill.
If Batman and Dark Vader fights, the winner will be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not know about this thread. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris.
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