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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is
When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
Chuck Norris sleeps with night light not because he's afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin and he created a giraffe
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...............TWICE!!!
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris invented the apple.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
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