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კვირის გამონათქვამებია რა, იტალიის მასშტაბით
“President Blanc says he fired me because he cared about me so much? In that case he must really hate Ciro Ferrara!”
It's difficult to fault Claudio Ranieri's logic
“I said hello to everyone I met before the referee led the teams on to the field. I won't salute the directors, no. I saluted Ferrara, but not the directors.”
Ranieri would gladly salute them, but only using certain fingers on each hand
“All together we need to find a way out.”
As one, Juventus fans pointed Ferrara towards the door marked 'Exit'“In Italy a Coach who starts the season on the bench and finishes it there is not a Coach, but a hero.”
Jose Mourinho asks where his medal of honour is
“This was the most important goal of my career.”
We think Chelsea's 2008 Champions League squad might think differently, John Arne Riise
“Miccoli is in good shape and training hard. He even looked taller this week.”
Delio Rossi was pleased with the new 'Medievаl Rack' gym equipment
“The only way we were going to lose was if we went down to six men, as with seven we still would've won.”
Mourinho also expects victory with one hand tied behind their backs, a blindfold and itching powder in their socks
“I like Mourinho because he does the same things that I did for Juventus, muddying the waters.”
Low praise indeed from Luciano Moggi
“I believe Ferrara can remain on the Juventus bench for many years to come.”
Daniel Fonseca also stands by the cassette tape as the music medium of the future
“I am happy that Ronaldinho is doing well, but obviously with a team that receives 10 penalties it's only normal he has scored so many goals.”
Mou confirms his mastery of the backhanded compliment
“The Juventus jersey is not just a shirt, it's a coat of armour.”
Giovanni Trapattoni liked to go jousting in his playing days
“We have spoken and I have explained my ideas to Antonio Cassano, but there has not been a clash. We have had a calm chat, as men.”
Says Gigi Del Neri, as he ducks for cover
“Will it be an advantage for us that Samp have left out Cassano? I will be able to tell you once the game is over.”
Considering Udinese lost 3-2, Gianni De Biasi, the answer is no
“I prefer to meet this Roma going through a positive moment, playing with enthusiasm. We want to do well and interrupt their positive run and our negative one.”
After 90 minutes, Ferrara left the status quo intact
“I believe much more in the words of President Blanc who has repeated to me that he has had no kind of contact with other Coaches.”
Ferrara might want him to take Jeremy Kyle's lie detector test
“Jose has great personality. You love him or can't bear him. I like him. He always says what he thinks and it makes a noise in a world like football where people get offended by the smallest things.”
Javier Zanetti says Mourinho is the Frankie Boyle of football
“I thought someone had kicked me, but I turned around and there was nobody nearby. That's when I got scared. It felt like getting hit by a rock.”
Luca Toni stars in the sequel to Paranormal Activity
“It is right that the fans are allowed to dream, the important thing is that we don't sleep too.”
Delio Rossi prefers caffeine-fuelled hallucinations
“I played badly for the first three months. Everyone wanted to get rid of me, but luckily there was a certain Marcello Lippi who always gave me his trust and protection.”
Zinedine Zidane was so grateful a few years later he head-butted one of his players
“If I deserve it, then don't worry, Lippi won't leave me behind. He is a competent Coach who knows what is good for his team.”
So if Marco Borriello doesn't go to the World Cup, he'll start a conspiracy theory
“You shouldn't pay attention to what has been written. It is just stupidity.”
FIFA agent Ernesto Bronzetti gives his review of the latest Dan Brown novel
“Admittedly when I switched sides the Nerazzurri supporters felt betrayed, but they still kept that respect.”
Ronaldo considers insults and the burning off your effigy to be a sign of admiration
“I think Italy is not ready for diversity yet.”
But, says Leonardo, they're big fans of Susan Boyle
“One day Sven Goran Eriksson told me that I had all the qualities to become the best defender in the world.”
Sven also assured Sinisa Mihajlovic that he would win a Nicest Personality Award 
იტალიური ფეხბურთის ბრიგადა, Forza Squadra Azzurra!!!
