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Messi and Ronaldo's thoughtful debate on who is better
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Ronaldo : I'll start -- I'm better. Leo has a cheap haircut. I win.
Messi : But I won the Ballon d'Or.
Ronaldo : I won it before you so that makes me better. Also, I've been with a bucket load of famous hotties and I'm pretty sure you're a virgin.
Messi : Haha what's that? Like olive oil?
Pele : Heeeeeey what's going on in here, guys?
Ronaldo : This doesn't concern you, old man!
Pele: OK!
[Pele gives thumbs up, holds a football to his head]
Messi : I scored three goals against Almeria over the weekend!
Ronaldo : Almeria stink. I scored three goals against Athletic Bilbao. And I scored a goal at the World Cup.
Messi : Yeah, with your back. You looked like a seal hahaha.
Ronaldo : Don't laugh at me! You will marvel at my abs!
Messi : Can't, sorry. Too busy playing with my millions of Legos that you don't have.
Ronaldo : Why would I want Legos? I have a baby. And his name is also Cristiano. Because that is the best name. Just ask science.
Messi: Maradona says that science is a lie like Italian taxes and talking monkeys.
Ronaldo : I just talked to Maradona the other day and he said I'm better than you. He also said that you smell like goat cheese.
Messi : I petted a goat once!
Ronaldo: I petted Paris Hilton once.
Messi : This is stupid. We can both be the best, Cristiano. I really don't think it's possible to say one of us is better than the other. We're both really good and we should just appreciate that.
Ronaldo : No.
Messi : Oh. Then lets ask Mr. Pele. Mr. Pele, who is the best, me or Cristiano?
Pele: Heeeeeeey! Gareth Bale.
Gareth Bale: Yes! Wales!
This post has been edited by Bridgeman on 2 Dec 2010, 16:18
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