The Rise of The Scouse and Fall of The Romano Empire396 BC: Roma conquers the Etruscan city of Veii
Janus 1962: Liverpool conquer Norwich 5-4
390 BC: the Gauls sack Roma
Februa 1962: Liverpool conquer Bury
326 BC: the Circus Maximus is built
Julius 1963: Bob’s chippy in Garston is built
313 BC: the Basilica of Maxentius is completed
Septimus 1963: Garston Puppet theatre is completed on Garston Park
312 BC: the Via Appia is opened
Octavius 1963: Speke baths is opened
312 BC: the first aqueduct, the Aqua Appia, is built
Octavius 1963: The Ford Road is built
308 BC: Roma conquers the Etruscan city of Tarquinia
Aprilis 1964: Liverpool conquer Arsenal 5-0 and win the League
287 BC: the Lex Hortensia makes plebiscites binding
Julius 1964: Shankly makes Hunt’s contract binding.
280 BC: Roma issues coins
Augustus 1964: Liverpool issue tickets for Reykjavic
275 BC: Roma conquers southern Italy (Greek colonies)
Augustus/Septimus 1964: Liverpool conquer Iceland
272 BC: a second aqueduct, the Anio Vetus, is built
Octavius 1964: Garston by-pass is built
264 BC: Roma and Carthage fight the first Punic war
Numa Pompilius/Decembris 1964: Liverpool fight Anderlecht and conquer Belgium.
264 BC: the Romans destroy the last vestiges of the Etruscan civilization (Volsinies)
Mars 1965: After Three battles Liverpool conquer Germany, by sacking Cologne.
Maius 1965: Liverpool defeated in Milan, but Shankly issues the immortal warning “We shall return”
222 BC: the Gauls are defeated
Septimus 1965: The Italians are defeated when Liverpool sack Juve.
221 BC: the Circus Flaminius
Octavius 1965: the Circus “Billy Smart”
218 BC: Hannibal invades Italy
Decembris 1965: Liverpool invade Belgium and sack & loot Liege
214 BC: war machines designed by Greek mathematician Archimedes save the city of Syracuse, an ally of Carthage, from a Roman naval attack
Mars 1966: No amount of help from Archimedes can stop Liverpool from conquering Hungary, Honved raised to the ground.
202 BC: Scipio defeats Hannibal and Roma annexes Spain
Aprilis 1966: Strong defeats the Celts and Liverpool annexes Scotland
196 BC: the Romans defeat the Macedonian king Philip V at Cynoscephalae
Maius 1966: The Dortmunds defeat the Scouse King Shanks I in Glasgow.
189 BC: Antiochus III, king of the Seleucids, is defeated at the battle of Magnesia and surrenders his possessions in Europe and Asia Minor
Maius 1966: Shankly I, king of the Scousers wins the war of the English League and surrenders nothing in Europe or Asia Minor.
184 BC: the Basilica Porcia
Juno 1966: the Dove & Olive
149 BC: Roma destroys Carthage
Septimus/Octavius 1966: Liverpool destroys Petrolul but fails in Romania.
149 BC: Roma conquers Greece with the battle of Corinth (and destroys Corinth)
Octavius 1966: Liverpool defeat Petrolul on neutral territory and takes crown of Romania.
133 BC: Attalus III of Pergamum wills his kingdom to Roma and the whole Mediterranean Sea is under Roman control ("mare nostrum")
Decembri 1966: Foggy weather stalls Liverpool advance through Holland.
106 BC: the Romans defeat Jugurtha, king of Numidia
Octavius/Numa Pompilius 1967: Successes in Malmo (Sweden) and routing of Munich (Germany) overcast by defeat in Hungary.
88 BC: Italians are granted full citizenship
Juno 1968: Kirkby are granted full citizenship
83 BC: Sulla becomes dictator
Julius 1968: Sawyer becomes Director
74 BC: Cicero enters the senate
Augustus 1968: Yosser Hughes enters Anfield
73 BC: Spartacus leads the revolt of the gladiators
Augustus 1968: Anfield Road End start revolt against the Kop
64 BC: Syria becomes a Roman province
Septimus 1968: Woolton becomes a Liverpool province
63 BC: Pompeus captures Jerusalem and annexes Palestine to Roma
Septimus 1968: Liverpool captures Birkenhead and annexes Wirral to Liverpool.
53 BC: in the first war against Persia, Crassus is defeated by the Parthians at Carrhae (Syria)
Octavius 1968: in the first war against Spain, Liverpool are defeated by Bilbao
51 BC: Caesar crushes revolt of Vercingetorix in Gaul
Octavius 1968: Liverpool crushes revolt of Runcorn in Woolybackland.
49 BC: Ceasar becomes dictator
Octavius 1968: Shankly becomes Dictator of tactics
47 BC: Ceasar invades Egypt and appoints Cleopatra queen
Numa Pompilius 1968: Shankly invades Birmingham and appoints Alun Evans
45 BC: Julius Caesar employs the Egyptian astronomer Sosigenes to work out a new 12-month calendar (Julian calendar)
Janus 1969: Shankly employs English physiotherapist Paisley to work out a new strategy in Europe.
44 BC: Ceasar is killed.
Septimus 1969: Dundalk is slaughtered
31 BC: Octavianus (Augustus) becomes the first emperor after defeating Mark Anthony at the battle of Actium
Numa Pompilius 1969: Liverpool loose to Setubal on away goals.
30 BC: Cleopatra commits suicide and Egypt is annexed to Roma
Decembris 1969: Harry Catterick contemplates suicide after another poor derby performance.
20 BC: a treaty between Roma and Persia (Parthians) fixes the boundary between the two empires along the Euphrates river (Iraq)
Maius 1970: A treaty between Liverpool and Wirral fixes the boundary between the two empires along the Mersey river.
17 BC: the theater of Marcellus
Julius 1970: The theatre of “Everyman”
13 BC: Augustus expands the borders to the region of the Danube
Septimus-Decembris 1970: Shankly expands the borders with victories over Ferencevaros, Bucharest and Hibernian.
6 BC: Jesus is born in Palestine
Mars 1971: Alun Evans scores THREE against the mighty Bayern
1 AD: Roma has about one million people
Aprilis 1971: Liverpool has about one million fans
2 AD: the Forum of Augustus
Aprilis 1971: The Forum of RAOTL and RAWK
5 AD: Roma acknowledges Cymbeline, King of the Catuvellauni, as king of Britain
Maius 1971: Scousers acknowledge Shankly, King of the Liverpulians, as King of Britain.
6 AD: Augustus expands the borders to the Balkans
Septimus-Numa Pompilius 1971: Shankly expands the borders to Geneva, but surrenders Munich.
12 AD: The last Etruscan inscription is carved
Janus 1972: The first graffiti inscription is carved in a Liverpool dance hall "Vidi Vici Veni" We Saw her, We Conquered her, We Came!
14 AD: Augustus dies and Tiberius becomes emperor
Maius 1972: My Grandad Peter dies and my Dad becomes emperor.
14 AD: five million people live in the Roman empire
Maius 1972: Five million people support Liverpool Football Club.
25 AD: Agrippa builds the Pantheon
Juno 1972: My arl fellah builds a shed.
Pantheon exhibits evidence of early Scouse graffiti artist
37 AD: Tiberius dies and the mad Caligula succeeds him
Septimus-Octavius 1972: Frankfurt killed and AEK Athens succeed them
41 AD: Caligula is assassinated and is succeeded by Claudius
Octavius-Numa Pompilius 1972: AEK Athens are murdered and are succeeded by Dynamo
43 AD: Claudius invades Britain
Numa Pompilius 1972: Liverpool invade Berlin
46 AD: Thracia becomes a Roman province
Decembris 1972-Mars 1973: Germany becomes a Scouse province as Liverpool beat Berlin and Dresden
50 AD: the Romans found Londinium in Britain
Aprilis 1973: We found Spurs in Londinium and won on away goals
54 AD: Claudius is succeeded by Nero
Aprilis 1973: I Claudius is on the telly, while Liverpool win the League (That’s 8 for those who are counting)
58 AD: the Romans conquer Armenia
Maius 1973: Liverpool conquer Borussia Moenchengladbach at Anfield
64 AD: Nero sets fire to Roma and blames the Christians for it
Maius 1973: Keegan sets the pitch on fire as we are crowned UEFA Cup Champions.
68 AD: Nero commits suicide and is succeeded by Vespasianus
Octavius 1973: Jeuness D’Esch commits suicide at Anfield
79 AD: Vespasianus is succeeded by Tito
Numa Pompilius 1973: Red Star Belgrade end short European campaign.
70 AD: Tito destroys Jerusalem and Jews spread in Armenia, Iraq, Iran, Arabia, Egypt, Italy, Spain and Greece
Maius 1974: Shankly destroys Newcastle 3-0 at Wembley and Liverpudlianism spread to all corners of the globe (how does a globe have corners)?
77 AD: the Romans conquer Wales
Juno 1974: Scousers conquer Rhyl and Prestatyn
78 AD: Leadership in Rome debated
Julius 1974: Fans weep openly in the Street as Shankly calls it a day.
79 AD: the Vesuvius erupts and Pompeii is buried under ash.
Anfield erupts and Stromsgodset are buried under 11 goals.
Octavius-Numa Pompilius 1974: Paisley blows his stack as Liverpool are buried by Ferencvaros.
79 AD: the Colosseum is completed
Juno-Augustus 1975: The New stand is built
80 AD: the Romans invade Caledonia (Scotland)
Septimus 1975: So do we and knock Hibernian out of the Uefa
81 AD: the Arch of Titus
Octavius 1975: The Arches of The Bullring
84 AD: British rebels are defeated by the Romans at the battle of Mons Graupius
Numa Pompilius 1975: The Spanish “Royals” are defeated by Liverpool at the battle of Sociedad
98 AD: Trajan becomes emperor
Decembris 1975: Wroclaw falls under hat-trick from Case
100: the city of Roma has one million inhabitants
Janus 1976: The City of Liverpool has One Million and ONE inhabitants
106: Trajan defeats Dacia that becomes a Roman province
Mars 1976: Liverpool defeats Dresden and Germany becomes a Liverpool province AGAIN
106: Trajan captures the Nabataean capital Petra (Jordan) and turns Nabataea into the province of Arabia
Mars 1976: Toshack captures the Catalan capital of Barcelona and turns Benidorm into the province of Piss-Upia.
110: the Basilica of Trajano is completed
Mars 1976: St Johns Market is Completed
112: the Forum of Trajanu
Earlius Aprilis 1976: The Forum of YNWA & Shanklygates
113: Colonna Traiana
Easterius 1976: Colonna RHYL
116: Trajan conquers Mesopotamia and the Parthian capital Ctesiphon
Latius Aprilis 1976: Keegan conquers Bruges with help from Kennedy and Case
117: Trajan dies on his way to the Persian Gulf and Hadrian becomes emperor
Maius 1976: Fans get slaughtered on their way to Belgium by Ferry and Keegan becomes emperor after 1-1 draw
122: Hadrian's Wall is built along the northern frontier to protect from the Barbarians
Maius 1976: Liverpool’s trophy cabinet is built to house all the trophies of past and future Triumphs
132: Jews, led by Bar-Cochba, whom some identify as the new Messiah, revolt against Roma
Maius 1976: Liverpudlians, led by Paisley, whom some identify as the new Messiah, lift the League Championship for the 9th time against the Wolverine Tribes.
134: Villa Hadriana
Julius 1976: Villa in the sun on the Costa del Sol.
136: Emperor Hadrian definitely crushes the Jewish resistance, forbids Jews from ever entering Jerusalem, and changes the name of the city to Aelia Capitolina
Augustus 1976: Emperor Paisley definitely crushes the Norwich resistance 1-0, forbids Norwichians from ever entering the City of Liverpool again, and changes the name of their city to Shitus Holeus.
161: Marcus Aurelius becomes Roman emperor
Augustus 1976- Maius 1977: Fairclough becomes Supersub
164: the plague spreads throughout the Roman empire
Septimus 1976: Treblemania spreads throughout the Liverpool Empire.
214: Caracalla murders King Abgar IX of Edessa and declares Edessa a Roman colony
Septimus 1976: Liverpool murders Crusaders of Ireland over two legs and declares all free Irishmen Liverpool citizenship.
217: the Baths of Caracalla are inaugurated
Octavius 1976: The Baths of Woolton are given Olympic Pool status.
217: Caracalla is murdered in Edessa
Numa Pompilius 1976: Trabzonspor are murdered at Anfield
218: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, the last of the Antonines, becomes emperor and promoties the cult of Elegabalus, a Syriac sun god
Janus-Februa 1977: Kevinus Keeganus, last of the Keeganites, becomes emperor of Anfield after wins in the FA CUP over Crystal Palace, Carlisle and Oldham.
244: Shapur I becomes king of the Sassanids and attacks Roma
Mars 1977: Fairclough becomes king of the Sandonites and leads attack against Middlesborough.
250: Emperor Decius orders the first emperor-wide persecution of Christians
Mars 1977: King Kopite orders world wide persecution of Evertonians ahead of the FA Cup semi-final.
260: the Sassanid king Shapur I defeats the Romans
Mars 1977: St Etienne defeats Liverpool in France
284: Diocletian becomes emperor but rules from Nicomedia in the East
Mars 1977: Fairclough becomes emperor as his goal sends Liverpool to Zurich
298: Roma captures Nisibis and the Sassanids sign a peace treaty with Roma
6th-20th Aprilis 1977: Borussia Moenchengladbach try to sign a peace treaty for Rome as Liverpool capture Zurich
300: the population of the Roman Empire is 60 million (about 15 million Christians)
10th Aprilis, 1977: The population of the Liverpool Fan Base is 61 Million (about 16 million Chinamen)
356: Roma has 28 libraries, 10 basilicas, 11 public baths, two amphitheaters, three theaters, two circuses, 19 aqueducts, 11 squares, 1,352 fountains, 46,602 insulae (city blocks)
15th Aprilis, 1977: Liverpool has 42 Libraries (3 mobile), 1000 Pubs, 60 Picture Houses, 17 Theatres, 4 Circuses, 40 Canals, 70 Squares, 2000 Sherbet Fountains and 65,000 insulae (city terraces)
359: Constantinople becomes the capital of the Roman empire
20th Aprilis, 1977: L4 becomes the Capital of the known world.
363: an earthquake destroys Petra
23rd Aprilis, 1977: A ref’s decision destroys Everton at Maine Road
364: Valentinian delegates Valens as emperor of the East
25th Aprilis, 1977: Paisley delegates Neal for pens in replay
376: Valens allows Visigoths to settle within the empire
27th Aprilis, 1977: Everton allows Case and Kennedy goals in replay
378: the Visigoths defeat the Roman army at Hadrianopolis
27th Aprilis, 1977: Liverpool defeat the evertonian army at Manchester (3-0)
380: Theodosius I proclaims Christianity as the sole religion of the Roman Empire
30th Aprilis, 1977: FA proclaims Liverpool to play Mancunians at Wembly in May.
395: Theodosius divides the Roman empire in the Western and Eastern Empires, with Milano and Constantinople as their capitals
21st Maius, 1977 Greenhoff divides Liverpool defence at Wembley.
402: the western Roman empire moves the capital from Milano to Ravenna
21st Maius postus-matchius, 1977: The Liverpool empire plans its invasion of Rome
406: Barbarians invade France from the north
22nd Maius AM, 1977: Scousers invade London from the North
410: the Visigots sack Roma
22nd Maius PM, 1977: Liverpool fans sack London Night clubs
410: Roma withdraws from Britannia
23rd Maius AM, 1977: Scousers depart from Dover
427: Gensenric's Vandals crosses the strait of Gibraltar and lands in Africa
23rd Maius AM, 1977: Scouse Vandals cross the Channel and land in Calais
443: the emperor grants Burgundi to settle in Savoy
23rd Maius PM, 1977: Scousers drink Burgundy on their way through France
452: the Huns invade Italy
24th Maius, 1977: the Scousers invade Italy
455: the Vandals sack Roma
25th Maius, 1977: SO DID WE !!!!!!
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