"Hi, let me guide you to the perfect steps of being a top barca fan:
1. comment "penaldo" everywhere,
2. call everyone who offends your club a "madridiot" regardless
3. hashtag random barca things
4. relate anything to Franco and claim it to be legit history
5. comment "passion > money" and forget your club paid 110m for a dolphin and 80m for a dog, and your best player is a foul mouthed tax fraud
6. comment "penaldo" everywhere, again.
7. blame any madrid player with diving, regardless of clear contact, everytime a penalty gets awarded
8. if a player from your club scores a penalty, he is a legend, if a player from your club misses a penalty, he did it because he is human
9. if a player from madrid scored a penalty, he is pena-*insert suffix here*, if he misses it, make fun of him for a couple of months
10. bring fake statistics to show your club as the best "including friendly cups and region-restricted trophies"
11. if you try to compare, you should start from 2009, but if someone goes beyond, you have to comment "history channel"
12. and finally, please comment "penaldo" everywhere so barca could be proud of you."
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