A . . . walks into a bar, orders everyone a round of drinks and says:Aries: Oh those are all for me
Taurus: Make sure it's all your finest............cheapest beer
Gemini: I'm gonna grab the ***....err hands of everyone in this joint!
Cancer: I'll go drink mine in the corner and cry
Leo: Everyone love me for being so generous
Virgo: Hmmm are those glasses clean? I don't want to complain but something smells a bit odd
Libra: I love you allll...now i have to go to a better bar with cooler people
Scorpio: *poisons all the drinks* The antidote is only $700 a person!
Saggitarius: You're all great I tell you, you just are kinda ugly, but plastic surgery does great things these
days! (პირდაპირ კუზანოვთან უშვებს ხალხს, მაგათ ალბათ კუდები აქვთ ერთმანეთში გადასკვნილები
Capricorn: *notes beer in check book* Yes this fits in to my budget I suppose, make mine vodka on the rocks.
Aquarius: Oh you're all so fabulous I love you all!
Lets all get naked and show off what god gave us! Especially me, LOOK AT ME (რას აკეთებ ბეჯოო თავს გვჭრი მთელს ზოდიაქოში?
ვაიმეე აღარ მინდა მერწყულობა რაა
Pisces: wow you're all such groovy, the vibe in here is amazing, *injects heroin*
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ნიშნები იუმორში ll, შეხედეთ იუმორით :)
