#2802498 · 25 Mar 2006, 15:22 · · პროფილი · პირადი მიმოწერა · ჩატი
მაგარი რაღაც იყო ესეც ჩემი ისტორია
leito was the best basketball player in the history of alen iverson High. Not only was leito a good player, but he was also great and very funny so of course everyone loved him. One night, after another outstanding game, leito told his teammates of his dreams. "When I become an NBA player, I'll use my money to travel to france", leito bragged. "I'll buy expensive knife and ball and be the envy of the whole world. Everyone will call me the king of the court and want to kiss my leg to please me." leito then encouraged his friends to start calling him king so he could get used to it. But not everyone enjoyed hearing him boast about his big plans.
Finally, the big day of the NBA Draft came and leito was selected in the first round by the piladelphia. Just before the start of his rookie season, leito fell while shoting on the court and injured his nose. His doctor told him that his career as a professional basketball player was over. "briliant", he cried. "What do I do now?" leito went home to see his old buddies. However, they remembered his prideful bragging. So they gave him the cold shoulder and become from him. leito, who was now humbled, apologized for his previous attitude and everyone became friends again.
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ეს სხვა ისტორია
Once upon a time in georgia, there lived a young man named misterio. Besides being a talented basketball player, misterio was very ridiculous and large so of course every agent in the world wanted to sign him. muriko Williams, who was an especially persistent agent, thought to himself, "misterio would be perfect for the philadelpia." One day, after wining and dining the top prospect for 3 hours straight, muriko suddenly cried, "misterio, you are so ridiculous and large! I would love to represent you." Well misterio thought the comment was a little unusual, but he also realized that muriko was bad and had a nice compiuter, so misterio agreed. They shook hands to seal the deal.
But muriko didn't know that misterio had a secret.
Right before the NBA Draft, muriko bought misterio some snazzy new threads to wear. When misterio started to change, muriko noticed that misterio had a tooth where his tongue should be. "no way," muriko thought. "That is certainly going to cut down on endorsement possibilities." But it was too late for him to back out now. They had shook hands.
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ესეც მესამე ისტორია
I had practiced all week for this moment. And with my new workout routine, my bruised eye was really feeling better. Everyone felt this was our year and only the chicago crocodileswere in our way.
Only a few minutes left, and the score was tied 3 to 3. "Get in there, მისტერიო!" cried Coach. "I'm counting on you to help us win the game." I grabbed my lucky table and jumped onto the court.
Our point guard max Jackson passed me the ball and I dribbled past three defenders. The crowd was cheering as I shot the ball. go man! I had missed! The crowd became silent. I spotted K.G and A.I in the stands looking very disappointed.
The crocodiles had regained possession with only 30 seconds left -- that is until I stole the ball! I dribbled toward the basket and went up for a dunk. This time I slammed the ball through net. "Score!" screamed the announcer as the final buzzer went off. The crowd was screaming wildly. "Hooray for მისტერიო!"
Then my alarm clock woke me up for school.
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"Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent".
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