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Georgia was known as Iberia and Colchis in the medievаl period, and it was constantly attacked by the nasty Persians and Mongols. The Muslim Persians used their magical Allah powers and took over the capital of Georgia and burned it to ground. After this, Cherokees had a little fun by peeing on James Oglethorpe's head, whereupon he killed them all. Later on, Georgia became a republic of Soviet Russia and started producing bananas and peaches (and the world's most stale drink, Coca-Cola).
During the Soviet Era, Georgia produced a world national hero, Comrade Generalissimo Stalin, who, along with fellow Georgian Martin Luther King, Jr., is known as one of the toughest men on earth. Losing one Contest to Chuck Norris.
Georgia's main export (other than the above items) is Chili Wili's Sili Vodka, the chilliest, silliest vodka mascotted by Chili Wili the Sili penguin of Bloody Civil War.
Histocally, Georgia could not get along with its neighbors: Persia, South Carolina, Russia, Disney World, and the Ottoman Empire. They used to ally with big guys like Roman and Greek Empires to protect Georgia from its neighbors. After this era, the vast state-regulated alpaca and peach farms of the country were developed and the products of these are currently the main export. Since Greeks and Romans are not around around any more the United States and Giourgious Bushus are the big buddies of Georgia and its hero President Saakashvili who can't really get along with Putey Pute.
The current king of the Georgian kingdom is King Saakashvili, known as Sonny Perdue in polite conversation.
Pro and Cons
PRO:
Mountains and their hillbillies!
Black Sea!
60% of population are women!
A real LOOOOZER bandits!
Hot girls!!!!
CONS:
Americans
Russian Soldiers killing people
Disgusting baby-crap-like soups
Idiots who wear Confederate battle flags on their butts
Fat women
Ugly men
Russian Soldiers killing people
Stupid children
But no sex!!!!!!!
Water is black
Black water has to sit in back of the bus, unlike whitewater.
No national porn
Russian Soldiers killing people
Satanistic churches
Christianity/Islam is illegal
Gypsies
Soviet Union buildings
Stalin?
Soulja Girl, the Crazy Girl on the Train
Turkey to the west (gobble gobble)
Annoying priests (Satanic)
Jew avenue
Annoying language
Annoying people
Annoying animals
Annoying religion
Annoying Russian Soldiers killing people
Annoying dancers
Annoying architecture
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This post has been edited by spiders on 14 Oct 2008, 19:26
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