A psychological survey Report:
when 2 couples come face to face,
Wives look at each others
dresses
&
Husbands look at each others wives…:-D
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Angry Husband sent SMS to father-in-law:
“YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS.”
Smart Father-in-law:
“WARRANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE..”
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Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
Barber: How short you would like to?
.
.
.
Man: So Short that My Wife Cannot pull them
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The Japanese have produced a camera
that has such a fast shutter speed
it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
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A man said his credit card was stolen
but he decided not to report it
since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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A man meets a genie.
The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants,
But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says,
Okay, give me a million dollars
and beat me till I’m half dead.
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what is the true friendship???
Ans- It is when your best friend
runs away with your wife &
You are really worried……
for your friend.
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Do u know why spelling of women starts with “W” ?
Becoz all Questions in the world starts with W ..
What ?
why ?
who ?
when ?
which ?
where ?
whom ?
women?:-D
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Who is the guilty?
Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts.
Quick …! My husband is back.
Man gets up, jumps out the window and Realises.
“dammit i am the husband”.
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Can a woman make you a millionaire?
.
.
.
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!
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What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mercedes
and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry..!
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:: Before Marriage ::
Boy: Finally the day come
Girl: Would you leave me?
Boy: No way don’t ever think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes of course
Girl: Is there any other girl in your life?
Boy: No, not at all.
Girl: Do you live with me rest of your life?
Boy: Yes Dear!
Girl: Oh, Dear
:: After Marriage ::
read it again, but from bottom
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Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
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Wife going to Spain.
What should I bring for you..?
Husband: A Spanish girl.
Wife leaves quietly.
On her retrun,
Husband asks:
Where is my gift?
Wife: Wait for 9 months.
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For years men and women have
argued over which is more painful:
Being kicked in the balls
or
Giving birth…?
Put it this way!
After a couple’s first child,
a woman will usually say
Lets have a baby again.
But
We won’t find a single man on this earth,
who will ever say
Ok kick me on the balls again..!
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Degrees of girls….!
B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lifp and Body
M.B.A = Married but Available
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Wife working on a computer said:
Suggest a password.
Husband: My Penis.
Wife fell down from the chair laughing.
Because
Computer said:
Rejected “PASSWORD TOO SHORT”
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
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Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!
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My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.
აუ ძაან მაგრებია
Romantic SMS to my husband
