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I don't know whether you have been following the jokes about the war. I
think these are quite good. They originated in the US


> "Late Night" thoughts on the war
>
> "President Bush announced tonight that he believes in
> democracy and that democracy can exist in Iraq. They
> can have a strong economy, they can have a good
> health care plan, and they can have a free and fair
> voting. Iraq? We can't even get this in Florida."
> Jay Leno
>
> "President Bush has said that he does not need
> approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking,
> well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American
> voters to become president, either."
> David Letterman
>
> "We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The
> potential weapon of mass destruction we have been
> looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just
> one problem - it's in North Korea."
> Jon Stewart
>
> "Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war.
> Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we
> screw that one up?"
> Jay Leno
>
> "As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to
> make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's
> about gasoline."
> Jay Leno
>
> "In California, 50 women protested the impending war
> with Iraq by lying on the ground naked and spelling out
> the word peace. Right idea, wrong president."
> Jay Leno
>
> "In a speech earlier today President Bush said if Iraq
> gets rid of Saddam Hussein, he will help the Iraqi
> people with food, medicine, supplies, housing,
> education - anything that's needed. Isn't that amazing?
> He finally comes up with a domestic agenda - and it's
> for Iraq. Maybe we could bring that here if it works
> out."
> Jay Leno
>
> "President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the
> rerun of a bad movie.' Well sure, there's a Bush in the
> White House, the economy's going to hell, we're going
> to war over oil. I've seen this movie, haven't I?"
> Jay Leno
>
> "CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide
> Iraq into three parts ... regular, premium and
> unleaded."
> Jay Leno
>
> "Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have
> over the weekend. See, President Bush may be the
> smartest military president in history. First, he gets Iraq
> to destroy all of their own weapons. Then he declares
> war."
> Jay Leno
>
> "The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi
> war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem
> to be popular."
> Jay Leno
>
> "President Bush spent last night calling world leaders
> to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the
> most powerful man on earth is yelling, I know you're
> there, pick up, pick up."
> Craig Kilborn
>
> "In an interview with Dan Rather, Saddam has
> challenged President Bush to a live, televised debate. I
> think this would be fair, since English is a second
> language to both of them."
> Jay Leno
>
> "Some Democrats say the estimated $60 billion dollar
> cost of a war with Iraq could be better spent at home.
> When he heard that, President Bush agreed and
> announced plans to bomb Ohio."
> Jay Leno

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